ahhaha perfect. But kudos for not risking someones life driving on "Amateur Night".
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:-) OMG, I missed this thread until now....... :-), Matt, what were you thinking ? Wait, you weren't.

Good times.......
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Its true that my mom drove me to my buddies house and picked me up last night, but last night I only drank like 8 beers and was just hanging out with some friends.
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Sure, not that we would doubt you. :-)
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Yeah, perfectly realistic goal there...
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You didn't make a trip to the gay bar?..........that is disappointing! :-)
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I actually got the invite to one.

There is no way I ever go to one again though...
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Are you still walking funny or something?
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How dare you bump this thread.
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THIS THREAD NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!
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I guess guys can pass as "chicks" pretty easily when you are that wasted, eh Buck?

Also, there's this invention called TAXIS that work really well when you're having slobbery, make out, dry humping sex with dudes and none of your family or girl friend wants to claim you.
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I officially nominate this thread to be inducted into the Chief's Planet Hall of Classics
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And who the fuck are you?
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Listen, the $50 cab ride wouldn't have been worth it.

I'd call my mom again before I paid $50 for a cab ride.
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That won't take you very far in San Diego, will it?
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