Iowa--
Rambo, no. Dirty Harry...maybe. :-)

ROY--
Sorry dude. Anyone who has ever disagreed with Packfan makes the team!

Fly--
Cheeeese!

MM
~~Will show his back side--er--best side to the camera.

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Negotiations for the "All Idiot Team":

Bwana: I see here that your numbers last year were pretty good.

DiscoJones: Yeah, that's right and I got the moves to prove it. See! (doin' the "Hustle")

Bwana: I only got one question for ya, Disco. Do you feel lucky? Well...do ya, punk?

DiscoJones: Huh?

Bwana: (pulls out glock with silencer - easier to get through airports ala Barry Switzer) Go ahead...sit down and shut the f@&* up!
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Mark, #340. Glad to see I have made the team! I may not be playing, but at least I am apart of this great organazation! Oh, one other thing, I am not that young. :-)

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Mark

Best of my knowledge,I've never seen anytime I have agreed with him.

I know I made this team...The roster is out and I'm on it...FIRE ME if you like...but let me play once....Puuhhhllleeeezzzz !
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mark,

maybe i'll have to work on my samuel l. jackson character from pulp fiction..for a pregame/play speech..."and I will come down on thee with fuuuurious anger"
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Let's talk salary now...as DT following in Chet's shoes...as a contract incentive, I demand $25,000 for everytime I jump offsides....If my math is correct, that is cheaper than what McGlockton gets...signing bonus...a month with the Chiefettes to do with as I wish...sure they may not be the most beautiful...but hey, DTs can't be too choosy...and my roster bonus if I stay on the team...I want an all expense paid trip to the Pro-Bowl since I probably won't be playing in it...

As an additional incentive, I demand ribs before and after every game, Whitlock and I are friends...and I want $50,000 for every Bronco, Raider or Packfan Know it all team member I disable...


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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
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Disco--
ROTF:-)!!! I wonder how close this is to Carl's tactics . . . .?

ROY--
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere. (BTW, did you like the Dr. Strangelove reference?) There is always space on our running back committee. :-)

hader--
I know...but at least I said facial hair and not the other kind! :-)

Iowa--
Sounds like a great idea...just tell us what's in the briefcase, would ya? (Oh yeah, and feel free to set the clocks to 4:20 as well. :cool:

58--
Sounds good to me...but Bwana has the final decision (assuming he has time off from his beeeeaaatcchhess.)

MM
~~Wondering how much more time he can waste on this thread.

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I've got Elway's soul in the briefcase...he sold it to da debil for that superbowl run...
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Mark

Sorry,you lost me on the Dr Strangelove,but I'll stay on the bench,end,gaurd,and tackle. Being the 1st of the bench has it's place on this great team! :-)

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CB: Disco (dances like Deion Sanders, tackles like Deion Warwick)...I suppose If you would have said tacles like Deion Sanders too that would have been an insult to Deion Warwick...
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58--
Also would've been insulting to Disco. :-)

Is anyone insulted (besides Packfan...as if I would care anyway)? If so, sorry.

And did anyone find this in the least bit funny, or am I just that sad and pathetic? If not, I won't waste the time or space to do it again. If so, I guess I found a new hobby.

MM
~~Good thing he has a day job.

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Mark, this thing is fabulous!!! :-)

I can't wait to hit the field and hit somebody!! This is great - I can now ditch my trashman job and play football with all you fine gents and look at the sweet thangs on the sidelines cheering for us! :-)

This is the life!!

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58Forever & Mark M (re 355 & 356) - That's fargin' hilarious! And for the record, I would much rather have the tackling ability of Warwick over Sanders. :-)

Keep up the good work. It's Solid Gold Baby!

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UHUMMMM.is this thing on...check ,check,I would like to take this time to say Thank You for being chosen for the wonderful Team! All the hard work put into not being on the same level as Ken has paid off dearly! I want to thank all my fans and the people who voted for me. Thanks to Ken for not making me look good and convincing everyone that He truly knows it all!(PSST,this just in...Ken where's red and gold under his green and yellow).

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Mark, you did a great job...and yes, i find your remarks funny...so don't feel unappreciated just yet...one question though...does your boss know what you're doing?....if so, I know a good employment agency... :-)

And if anyone, besides Packfan, finds any of this insulting...tell 'em to kiss your arse... :-)

You realize of course that is the way they are picking teams for the XFL...probably have colorful bios just like we do...

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