I have a date. - Page 232

Originally Posted by Claythan:
She wants it bad? LOL

Yeah I'd be careful with that one. You wouldn't want to get jumped by 8 5'1" filipino dudes.
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Don't knock her up. I can see it. She lives off of government support and child support from babies' dads, while her mom basically raises her kids.
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Originally Posted by luv:
Don't knock her up. I can see it. She lives off of government support and child support from babies' dads, while her mom basically raises her kids.

Excellent point. GoChiefs don't fall for the line "You don't have to wear a rubber because I can't get pregnant."

Had a friend fall for that one.
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Originally Posted by kstater:
Excellent point. GoChiefs don't fall for the line "You don't have to wear a rubber because I can't get pregnant."

Had a friend fall for that one.

Two child support checks are better than one.
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This is definately a "hall of classics" thread.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
meat peeker.

What you need to do is get on the internet.

Do a search for "Speed dating" and things like that for this weekend in the greater Houston Metro area.

then Go.

Try not to be a douchbag and don't tell any of them about star wars or magic cards.

you and luv need to stop fighting it and just fall in love already. Its destiny. You'll be the source of many entertaining threads.

"Are you ****ing retarded?"

"Do you...WANT... me to be ****ing retarded?"
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
meat peeker.

What you need to do is get on the internet.

Do a search for "Speed dating" and things like that for this weekend in the greater Houston Metro area.

then Go.

Try not to be a douchbag and don't tell any of them about star wars or magic cards.

you and luv need to stop fighting it and just fall in love already. Its destiny. You'll be the source of many entertaining threads.

That would require Claythan to actually leave the house and have human interaction.

So thats out of the question....
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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
That would require Claythan to actually leave the house and have human interaction.

So thats out of the question....

You're a real dumbshit sometimes.
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So you're going to drive 45 min to see her on "the other side of the tracks"? Why do you call her honey, or baby etc? Make sure you dress extra wigger so you don't get your ass beat by her buddies.
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
So you're going to drive 45 min to see her on "the other side of the tracks"? Why do you call her honey, or baby etc? Make sure you dress extra wigger so you don't get your ass beat by her buddies.

We're talking about hot asian snatch here. Forty-five minutes is a sacrifice I'm willing to make so she can rove me rong time and sucky sucky my big amelican schrong fo two dolla!
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I just sent an escort service an e-mail. I asked them if they have any girls that look like Carrie Underwood. I'M A SICK TWISTED PERV!

Let's see if I get a reply.
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lmfao, do you have the money for it?
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
lmfao, do you have the money for it?

Yeah. Not sure if I'm going to go through with it though. Might as well browse their stock, though.
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If you are admitting on the forum that you are willing to pay for sex, this will not end well.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA who said anything about sex? She's an ESCORT, not a whore. Jeez.
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