Where will Cave the creator claim to be this NYE?

Maybe Ibiza with Elizabeth Hurley. Easy to find her photos online. :-)
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Let's see his passport. Hahaha

I bet he doesn't even have one.
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Yeah Cave show your passport so you can prove it.
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I think he’s supposed to go to Greece next. Probably gonna take the feedback from this board to better cover his tracks next time.
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In all fairness though, Billay was too
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Some of the chicks I know would let me film it and post the fucking stream on here. Especially if motherfuckers paid for it
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There once was a man named Cave
Attention from CP members he did crave
Taking a fake trip on NYE to nowhere
With a doll he blew up with hot air.
Now she's his basement sex slave
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Though she comes from the small town of Potpucker...
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That two timing bitch!!! She told me she had to meet with her publicist.
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What a coincidence.
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Sounds like you know a lot of skanks.
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Greece now off the table.

It’ll be too cold in October and the gf is doing a CO yoga retreat with her bi-curious bestie.

Needless to say, I’d be cool with a hall pass if they FaceTime me.
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Will you be getting foot massages from dolphins and being waited on hand and flipper by aliens for your down time?
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This is just getting sadder and sadder.
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You truly are one outstanding citizen. "I'm cool with watching online, a little spank n' crank before I go to bed alone..."
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