Unless you're this guy I know his asian girlfriend is a prude.
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All I can say is that EVERY Asian girl that I've been with has been a sexaholic and would let and WANT me to put it anywhere.
I wish I could think of the planeteer who had similar stories:
Waking up to the girl giving you head on multiple occasions.
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The only one I was with did this.
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I apparently need to meet some more asians..
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Well, there ya have it.
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I remember the first asshole who said that to my face. It was right after I whipped his ass in a game of SWCCG.


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Don't ever show those cards to a chick, never ever do it. actually throw them away right now.
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I sold the expensive collection years ago. I have some cheap ones in a box in the closet. My cousin and I play from time to time.
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WHAT THE ****


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So she has a kid. So what? She's probably easy.
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Fo realz. Dat means she puts out homie
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At least you know she's not a virgin. Hopefully you enjoy lactasians.
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Does she actually type like that? That would be a huge turn off for me. Any guy that ever types the word "kewl" is out. An occasional misspelling or typo is one thing. That is something completely different.
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HER: i think i got it...ill b der if my ma doesnt bring my baby bak dat day

Translation:

HER: I think I got it.... I'll be there if my mom doesn't bring my baby back that day.


Congratulations. You just met someone with a bastard child.
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Also sounds like she's pawned her kid off on her mom. Didn't even mention having one before now.
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