Crave Johnson prolly loves getting his ass fisted.

Especially in Belize.
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Wow never saw this thread. This is.....sad...but funny.
























But mostly sad.
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Hey Guise, me and Rihanna are heading to every island in the Caribbean to have sex, and enjoy life. Too bad you losers are gunting Rosie ODonnell clones. See you at the Christ the Redeemer statue with my big dick swinging….
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What a coinkidink. I am from placenta.
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Placenta is nice 9 months out of the year
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a fucking weirdo
You'd make up shit like this too
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Roses are dead
Violets are too
On the web Cave got head
In real life, a sock filled with goo
Even after he got outed
A lot of bullshit he still spouted
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I know every time I'm about to get a piece of tail I log onto ChiefsPlanet.

Chicks get so turned on by guys who surf the web right before the spread.
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Makes you wonder how much time does someone really have to tap ass when their post count is 300k? You know these liberal skanks aren’t just throwing themselves at a hidden gem. They are sure as hell ugly AF though.
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How the fuck did I miss this gem.
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I missed it to but just read the whole thing absolutely amazing. This is the type of stuff we need during the off-season
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Cave and his girlfriend in present day


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This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
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i was literally on CP 5 minutes before i got laid yesterday :-)
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