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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Sure-Oz 09:19 AM 09-03-2008
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
It's not all about looks - that's just a starting place. I still need to be interesting, funny, charming, etc. and to get my attention girls still need to be intelligent, have a sense of humor and personality.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
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Sure-Oz 09:23 AM 09-03-2008
Clay can just watch Saved by the Bell and watch how Zack Morris operates, there's an episode where he wins a date with a fat chick and totally blows her off, but then later blows off the smokin blonde for her, you can do it claythan!
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Hammock Parties 09:30 PM 09-03-2008
Tentatively, I have a date for Friday night.



Tentatively, she may f*ck my brains out:

Originally Posted by :
so a virgin? or are you just saying that? well take care i hope to hear from you soon
ETC ETC ETC

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Nope, just want to find someone I'm attracted to and have a wild time. Don't want a relationship lol.
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i didn't mean relationship...but okay maybe i could consider being that one
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That's good, because you're real cute.

Do you want to chat on yahoo or something?

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DaKCMan AP 09:38 PM 09-03-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Tentatively, I have a date for Friday night.



Tentatively, she may f*ck my brains out:

ETC ETC ETC
That one may not be bad.. you should get more pics so I can find a reason to call her a fatty or ugly or something. :-)
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Iowanian 09:39 PM 09-03-2008
don't tell her about the action figures...
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Hammock Parties 09:40 PM 09-03-2008
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
That one may not be bad.. you should get more pics so I can find a reason to call her a fatty or ugly or something. :-)
Christ, OK, rip apart the pics she doesn't look so good in. Because I'm stoked.


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QuikSsurfer 09:42 PM 09-03-2008
She looks like your caliber.

Vietnamese mother and black father?
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Phobia 09:43 PM 09-03-2008
She looks fine. Best you can hope for. Sounds like a complete slut too. Good luck.
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luv 09:43 PM 09-03-2008
How old is she?
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Hammock Parties 09:43 PM 09-03-2008
She love me long time.


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Iowanian 09:44 PM 09-03-2008
At least she gave you a photo of the guy who is jumping out of the closet to stretch your starfish.
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QuikSsurfer 09:45 PM 09-03-2008
:-) :-)
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Hammock Parties 09:45 PM 09-03-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
How old is she?
22!


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Iowanian 09:48 PM 09-03-2008
I doubt you could score that girls' great grandma.

Look for her at a paigow table.

The only "oooh" face you're going to see on her is going to have a wrinkled brow, a raise eyebrow and a confused "oooh, soooo, you're done already and STILL a virgin"



Her family is going to sell you as a sex slave....
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DaKCMan AP 09:49 PM 09-03-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Christ, OK, rip apart the pics she doesn't look so good in. Because I'm stoked.
You should be. She's a lot better than I'd think you could get.
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