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Hall of Classics>The 10pm thread (archived)
crazycoffey 10:00 PM 01-05-2007
The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.
Mecca 03:00 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
This picture just reads SLUT
Well son she's in porn what do you expect.......and SLUT or not I'd bang her till she couldn't walk right.
el borracho 03:00 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
Why are guys so into anal? You like torturing poor innocent females? I've never tried it, but I've heard horror stories.
Forbidden fruit
I'll scale your thorny vine
To reach the top
I'll scrape and twist my spine
Forbidden fruit
Man, what a joyous meal
It tastes so sweet
I'll even eat the peel
If they told me that i shouldn't
Then i would
Man, bad must mean good
luv 03:01 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Here's another porn chick I really like...

Her nose looks funny.
'Hamas' Jenkins 03:01 AM 01-13-2007
I once accidentally slipped and did a tip drill on my GF in the ass....She instantly threw me off, screamed, and started crying...even better...it was on Valentines Day :-)
2112 03:01 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
Only when I have to.

Actually, being as how I'm rather inexperienced...I like asking questions, and I'm not shy about answering them either.
I was a little concerned that you were going to take offense to that line of questioning..so..I'm happy with the answer you gave me..:-)
Mecca 03:01 AM 01-13-2007
Oh by the way if you are going to do anal......you might wanna do an enema first that's why in porn movies it's clean.....if you don't it's uh not so clean in real life, if you know what I mean.
el borracho 03:02 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by bill parcells:
Dominican rum is dark..it's liquid viagra my friend..:-)
I would like to go to the Dominican and do some diviing but I think I'd like to get out to Cuba 1st, before it really changes.
Mecca 03:02 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins:
I once accidentally slipped and did a tip drill on my GF in the ass....She instantly threw me off, screamed, and started crying...even better...it was on Valentines Day :-)
You should have said.........oh sorry forgot the lube.
Buck 03:03 AM 01-13-2007
Anyone hear about that 8.3 Earthquake off the coast of Japan?
2112 03:03 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins:
I once accidentally slipped and did a tip drill on my GF in the ass....She instantly threw me off, screamed, and started crying...even better...it was on Valentines Day :-)
The sphincter muscle, Hamas..can jettison your penis out of her anus with remarkable speed..I have experienced this before..
'Hamas' Jenkins 03:03 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by Mecca:
You should have said.........oh sorry forgot the lube.
It was a legit accident...the timing (V-Day) just made it priceless.
luv 03:03 AM 01-13-2007
True story...

A friend of mine and her hubby were taking a shower together. She bends over to get something, and he decides he wants to try it. She said she fell to her knees in the shower from the pain.
el borracho 03:04 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Anyone hear about that 8.3 Earthquake off the coast of Japan?
Did it start a bukkake tsunami?
Buck 03:04 AM 01-13-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
True story...

A friend of mine and her hubby were taking a shower together. She bends over to get something, and he decides he wants to try it. She said she fell to her knees in the shower from the pain.
Yeah right, the shower allows for easy access. Thats a well known fact.
kcfanXIII 03:04 AM 01-13-2007
"accidently" slipped? great story.
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