The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
Originally Posted by luv:
Why are guys so into anal? You like torturing poor innocent females? I've never tried it, but I've heard horror stories.
Forbidden fruit
I'll scale your thorny vine
To reach the top
I'll scrape and twist my spine
Forbidden fruit
Man, what a joyous meal
It tastes so sweet
I'll even eat the peel
If they told me that i shouldn't
Then i would
Man, bad must mean good
I once accidentally slipped and did a tip drill on my GF in the ass....She instantly threw me off, screamed, and started crying...even better...it was on Valentines Day :-)
Oh by the way if you are going to do anal......you might wanna do an enema first that's why in porn movies it's clean.....if you don't it's uh not so clean in real life, if you know what I mean.
Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins:
I once accidentally slipped and did a tip drill on my GF in the ass....She instantly threw me off, screamed, and started crying...even better...it was on Valentines Day :-)
You should have said.........oh sorry forgot the lube.
Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins:
I once accidentally slipped and did a tip drill on my GF in the ass....She instantly threw me off, screamed, and started crying...even better...it was on Valentines Day :-)
The sphincter muscle, Hamas..can jettison your penis out of her anus with remarkable speed..I have experienced this before..
A friend of mine and her hubby were taking a shower together. She bends over to get something, and he decides he wants to try it. She said she fell to her knees in the shower from the pain.
A friend of mine and her hubby were taking a shower together. She bends over to get something, and he decides he wants to try it. She said she fell to her knees in the shower from the pain.
Yeah right, the shower allows for easy access. Thats a well known fact.