When transporting dumplings it is safety first.

As a kid I was always told that chronic masturbation would produce hairy paws. Thus I can only deduce that you're hung like a horse and Little LaChapelle often touches your left leg down your jean pants.


How YOU doin'? :-)

The more we get together, together, together..

I think I am going to have my first sexual experience with a black girl.

:-)

Catching up to your sister huh?
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Is her name La-fon-duh?

Yes!

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I got in touch with my feminine side
I was feeling fine until I saw a half gallon of ice cream in the freezer
now I'm depressed - chicken egg/egg chicken

I don't think that I have ever worked this hard in my life!

Holy shit ballz!!!

One of these days I will be resting my exhausted mind and body on a beach somewhere, drinking a Margarita, and enjoying a good book. Oh yes, it will happen!!

Ah hell, who am I kidding? I'm going to be stuck in this steaming pile known as the Midwest for the rest of my days. It's storming now, so tomorrow should be uber hot and humid. Oh yay.

That is all.

That's what we call a normal weekend in Florida.

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Anyone know anything about this? Done it?

Just watched the Comedy Central roast of David Hasselhoff. Intrigued by this Whitney Cummings person. A little thin but nice shape, looks like the good-looking love child of Juliet Landau (Drusilla from "Buffy") and the younger Kate Bush, plus she flashed her white panties when getting up to go to the mic, which is always a bonus.

(And Pam Anderson looks damn good still. She swears she's never had any work done aside from the fake boobs. If so, she's got good genetics.)

I'm digging the new job......it's just I can't seem to get on here and waste my time anymore.

I had the best sex of my life tonight. It was amazing.

Viagra is a hell of a drug.