Cut his ass
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That left eye being higher than his right will help him see over the lineman better. #SWAG

/knowmo
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:-):-):-)
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He looks stoned off his ass. :-)
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$wag!! The (current) savior!!
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"I mean shit he's on his way to the Hall of Fame. Due was tresPASSING allover the place. So good at it the report literally says it was criminal" -Knowmo
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He probably got hammered with Elway.
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Where are Tombstone BJ, Knowmo, and Kransrectum now?
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This is funny as hell. A vacuum tube. Bwaaaa!

Just in: Chad Kelly affidavit says Kelly walked into house, sat down on the couch "mumbling incoherently," and was chased out by homeowner with a vacuum tube.*#Broncos*#ChadKelly@KDVR

— Alex Rose (@AlexRoseNews)*October 23, 2018
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Derek Carr is available.
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That's one of the stranger things I've read in a long time...
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When they add "Criminal" onto the trespassing- does that mean that Swaggy was intending to commit another crime?

He is following in Ryan Leaf's footsteps.
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A vacuum tube? You mean, like from the back of his 1972 Zenith TV set?
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Yep, WTF. Did the homeowner leave their doors unlocked? Can’t believe people still do that in 2018.
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What the hell is this?
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