24 years old.

In space, no one can hear you scream.

she should be over the farting thing by now

assuming you take her dancing:

first slow song, gently butt firmly pull on her ponytail and with the other hand this time with more force grasp her asscheek and whisper in her ear " what is your favorite livestock?"

"i like the fact you dont want a relationship"

young kentucky girl in a pushup bra

Unfffffff. Ride my dinocock.

There once was a poster named booger
Who thinks a fat lady is a cougar

He tried his hand at ryhme
His efforts, they were a crime

And more nightmarish than Freddie Krueger

:-)

your lucky i can't think of any think that ryhmes with milkman!


old balls!!!!!!

You know, I don't believe Claythan when he says he finally got him some vaginal action.

Why should I care?

You shouldn't.

But I know you do.

show him the pics that flopnutz took of you and the one armed hooker.

LOL

OK.

I've told several tales of incredibly pathetic sexual encounters...but I guess I lied to fool Chiefsplanet. I'm a mastermind!

Mitrinomon Z-6 Rocket Pack:

The jetpack included a targeting computer, flight gyros, and a missile. The Z-6's fuel tank held enough fuel for one minute of continuous operation (20 three-second blasts). Each three second blast moved the wearer up to 100 meters horizontally or 7 meters vertically. A user of standard height and weight could reach a top speed of 145 kilometers per hour with a maximum range of two kilometers. Directional thrusters featured gyro-stabilizers to apply counterthrust for maneuvering and landing.

The top of the jet pack had a turbo-projected magnetic grappling hook with 20-meter lanyard (replaceable with 100 meters). A winch inside the launcher lifted up to 100 kilograms. The grappling hook unit was replaceable with an anti-vehicle homing missile.

The dance floors at the clubs the intimidate you?