"I can't tell you what it really is, i can only tell you what it feels like, and right now it's a steel knife in my windpipe." -- That's from the first verse in Eminems song, "love the way you lie". I'm pretty sure he's talking about being a Chiefs fan.
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Time to go find some lucky prey!! Have fun everyone, on this fine Saturday night!!

Red's a cougar on the prowl hot hot hot

Why were the Cylons so stupid? First off, for supposedly advanced humanoid robots, they could only talk in a monotone. Second, how come they couldn't fly for shit? They always fell for the same stupid trick... "The humans are in front of us... no, wait! Drat! They've fired their reverse thrusters and shot underneath us!" ::: kaboom ::: You would think a.) they could fly circles around humans, and b.) they wouldn't fall for the same stupid ****ing trick every time.

Hobbits really are amazing creatures.

i told you guys, gochiefs sticks his finger in little people. this is proof.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

there once was a girl from great britain
who plucked all of the hairs on her kitten
to make mittens

A blonde slut wants my balls.

post a pic of said slut

I enjoy the smell of my own farts.

fock her already

i don't see a problem with the fart thing

I like to get to know chicks before I fuck them. You know, at least grind on them a little and fondle them on the dance floor.

just ignore her if she says pull my finger

how old is she?