We are being played. The thread should be what CP member is this really.

Anyone seen Jim Jones lately?
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This
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I'd jump on your Schwinn.
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what about my wal mart huffy?
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I don't think so. It's hard to fake this level of pathetic.

If it is trolling, it is maser level trolling and the OP should be appluaded.
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For the hundredth fucking time. Its not your job, its not your looks, Its not your car, that is keeping you from getting laid. Its your creepy know-it-all-while-knowing-nothing attitude and your over-analyzation and your creepy weird clingy texting shit.

I'm already annoyed with you and I have spent maybe ten minutes total reading this thread. That is how the girls you are hitting on feel too.
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Get a haircut and use a shampoo for oily hair.

Your pic's come off as the kid that smells funny.
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Note to the OP, referencing movies from 70s, 80s, and 90s will not get you laid.
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Don't listen to cave johnson, he knows more about being a defendant in court than laying pipe......of course, maybe the two are related.



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This.
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THAT's RIGHT


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Tried that



I know the tank tops are objectionable to you all but 19 year old females don't mind them
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Yeah, lose the wispy "kinda there, kinda not" facial hair.

However, you don't look like a troll or anything. It's not your looks. If you look around you will see average or normal guys with hot girls all the time. You are a normal looking guy.
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"Wow IA, how did you get laid more than twice in 18hrs in KC"

"well, sometimes we were inverted"


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