Oral Sex Frequency - Page 21

My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%

I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%

I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%

I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we fuck. U jelly?
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Originally Posted by El Jefe:
No doubt, I don't understand that. One of my buddies has a long time girlfriend of 5 years, he swears that he has only got a bj one time and it wasn't to completion, he said his gf says its too gross. Every time my wife and I have sex that's how we start. I eat a lot of box and she returns the favor every time we have sex. I thought everybody used oral as a warm up/foreplay prior to saxxing it up.

You listen to that douche in your av and got a chick to marry you?

Props.
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Originally Posted by mac459:
The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making sounds

The pirate:

Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin.

She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg!

The dolphin:

Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh"
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Doesn't seem nice.
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Originally Posted by beach tribe:
The pirate:

Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin.

She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg!

The dolphin:

Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh"

Doesn't seem nice II
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief:
I can see why.

Haha, I wish. I'm willing to bet I've been around the block far more times than she has. My past sexual history isn't really her business, just like hers isn't mine.
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Originally Posted by brucey_72:
I will put it this way. 4 grown men went to prison for what they did when she was 5-12yrs old.
So no i dont push it and never will, if she decides to then that will happen when it happens. I cant blame her and am just happy she didnt turn lesbian.

Oh hell, sorry I asked... lets hope they're all being raped at this very minute.
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Every single day, without question. I love this woman more than life itself.
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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski:
Every single day, without question. I love this woman more than life itself.

And sometimes, multiple, like afternoon and then foreplay for the night adventure.

Americans need to start expecting this from their spouses.
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to each his own.

not betraying my wife with details.
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Originally Posted by stevieray:
to each his own.

not betraying my wife with details.

Then why are you posting in this thread dipshit?
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Originally Posted by KC native:
Then why are you posting in this thread dipshit?

I don't owe you an answer, overcompensator.
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Originally Posted by stevieray:
I don't owe you an answer, overcompensator.

Again, why post in the thread? Why even make that statement?
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Originally Posted by stevieray:
to each his own.

not betraying my wife with details.

I have to agree. Seems pretty low class.
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Originally Posted by jspchief:
I have to agree. Seems pretty low class.

I bet you have a pretty boring sex life.

A lot of Americans are too uptight about sex. Apparently you and dipshit are part of that crowd.
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