I knew it was destined for long term love when it began with a drunken Orgy-FAIL.
I'm pretty sure thats how the Engles, Waltons, and Huxtables all hooked up, but I'm fairly certain the Cleavers fell in love while Ward made out with a couple of "chics" at a gay bar.
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
So that was the easiest break-up ever.
Both of us agreed that it was the best thing to do. I feel like a 2 ton weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Glad to see I can screw up a relationship in less than 2 months.
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
You'd probably remain in denial while everyone else PMs behind your back and laughs in the break room at your work. I'm here to help.
I'm really good with women, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Perhaps it would be a good idea to send me her email address. I would be more than happy to see if I can patch things up between the two of you.
Originally Posted by FAX:
I'm really good with women, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Perhaps it would be a good idea to send me her email address. I would be more than happy to see if I can patch things up between the two of you.
I can see that you are not taking my offer seriously, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Honestly, I can write excellent love poems and stuff. I can compare her breasts with ripe pomegranates and her nose to a soothing rainbow after an horrific storm and things like that.
Think about it, anyway. It worked for Cyrano's buddy.