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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Iowanian 05:27 PM 08-28-2008
BOOM! HEAD SHOT!
"Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:57:30 PM): its a bottle of malibu"

Originally Posted by Iowanian:
You think the OTHER one misrepresented herself?


I can't wait for the report on this advanture to the temple of doom.

Let me predict the post by gochiefs
ahheeem.

"OMG OMG OMG!
so she txted that she wanted all of the sex ALL OF THE SEX and was very interested in anal. I met her at the super 6 motel and ran into the room with a bottle of blue maui and guzzled some down. She was a real Cougar! 40 and everything. She told me to get comfortable, so I started ripping my clothes off. My pants fell down while I was trying to pull a sock off and I got tangled up and fell into the table. She got on the bed, I could almost see her va jay jay through her mountain of thistle muff. I started to climb up the bed to do the deed and get ALL OF THE SEX and she says in this sul-tree voice "so, what do you think of Anal Sex?" and I says "I love some pillaged ass village!!!!

and thats when it happend. Right as I began to enter her.....her Gorilla of a husband jumped from the closet shouting "I Love me some new anal TOO!" And then he rear-ended me and tossed more batons to my behind than an olympic 4x400 trials.

I'm limping, sticky, my ass hurts and I think he peed in my butt....but Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaat DAMMIT I TOUCHED HER VAGIN with my Doofloppy!!!!

I DID THAT BEFORE III!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"

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Hammock Parties 05:28 PM 08-28-2008
You're reaching.
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sedated 05:28 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm not sure I'm all that into it. The anus in question would have to be EXTREMELY clean.
it doesn't really matter how clean it is, you're gonna get dirty
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Hammock Parties 05:29 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by sedated:
it doesn't really matter how clean it is, you're gonna get dirty
The inner poop, eh?

I think I'll pass. Your quest is safe, donger.
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sedated 05:29 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
OK, you guys deserve it. This one is real kinky.
only our beloved CP virgin can turn a horny slut begging for sex, into a BFF.

what was that shit about popped collars and wine coolers? tell her you're gonna let the cum drip into her asshole for an hour before you flip her around and pound her face into the headboard
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Donger 05:30 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm not sure I'm all that into it. The anus in question would have to be EXTREMELY clean.
Other than getting a BJ, you really wouldn't have any kind of sex with that female, would you?
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Hammock Parties 05:31 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by sedated:
only our beloved CP virgin can turn a horny slut begging for sex, into a BFF.
There's still good in me. You haven't driven it from me fully.

Originally Posted by Donger:
Other than getting a BJ, you really wouldn't have any kind of sex with that female, would you?
No, I'd **** her. I'm just kind of a neat freak. I'd probably retch if I saw shit on my dick. Condom or not.
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Donger 05:35 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
There's still good in me. You haven't driven it from me fully.



No, I'd **** her. I'm just kind of a neat freak. I'd probably retch if I saw shit on my dick. Condom or not.
You do realize that there's sometimes some "froth" during vaginal sex, right?
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sedated 05:35 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
The inner poop, eh?

I think I'll pass. Your quest is safe, donger.
just don't look down afterward. if she's a classy lady she'll wipe the shit off yur cock.



or do it in the shower.
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Hammock Parties 05:38 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
You do realize that there's sometimes some "froth" during vaginal sex, right?
It's all good. I just can't stand the sight of shit. Or the smell.
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Donger 05:40 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's all good. I just can't stand the sight of shit. Or the smell.
Oh man, you are in for a shock.
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Hammock Parties 05:41 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
Oh man, you are in for a shock.
WHAT????

Christ, maybe I'm asexual.
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Iowanian 05:41 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by Donger:
You do realize that there's sometimes some "froth" during vaginal sex, right?
Don't worry donger....clay won't be in there nearly long enough to whip the latte to a lather.
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Skip Towne 05:41 PM 08-28-2008
Originally Posted by sedated:
just don't look down afterward. if she's a classy lady she'll wipe the shit off yur cock.



or do it in the shower.
Or just wipe it on the draperies.
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Iowanian 05:43 PM 08-28-2008
Its all fun and games until her husband...Gayngus Khan runs from the closet and the new guy gets his cornhole poked out.
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