Originally Posted by Donger:
This is becoming moderately pathetic.
Yeah... the fascination with this thread is only surpassed by the infatuation with 12 o'douche. And I only bring it up because in a strange way, they're related. [Reply]
FTR, I'm giving up. This is Claythan's thread 100%. I've got enough to worry about from the last one to be looking for a new one. Gotta get my life back on track. [Reply]
Originally Posted by : Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:37:01 PM): hey there
Clay (8/27/2008 9:37:26 PM): hi
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:38:27 PM): guess your name is clay, huh?
Clay (8/27/2008 9:38:38 PM): yeah, your name is stinky i take it?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:38:43 PM): hahahha
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:39:05 PM): nah. there's a stupid story about that
Clay (8/27/2008 9:39:11 PM): yeah? im all ears
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:39:18 PM): dates all the way back to middle school
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:39:31 PM): my best friends older brother was an asshole. he gave us all cow names
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:39:37 PM): really mean ones...at least i wasn't fart cow
Clay (8/27/2008 9:40:13 PM): wow
Clay (8/27/2008 9:40:17 PM): that's...odd
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:41:40 PM): that's it. lol. i'm too lazy to change my email
Clay (8/27/2008 9:41:56 PM): so when did you register on AFF?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:43:09 PM): july 28th ish
Clay (8/27/2008 9:43:44 PM): i thought standard members couldn't send email?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:43:59 PM): when did you join?
Clay (8/27/2008 9:44:04 PM): a few days ago
Clay (8/27/2008 9:44:24 PM): i was under the impression i had to fork over the mon-ay to send email
Clay (8/27/2008 9:44:25 PM): so i did
Clay (8/27/2008 9:47:55 PM): how was this other guy you found?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:48:30 PM): my wireless goes out sometimes, if i start signing off and on
Clay (8/27/2008 9:49:03 PM): np
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:13 PM): he was a bit creepy actually
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:14 PM): lol
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:25 PM): just a sex freak i'd say
Clay (8/27/2008 9:49:31 PM): it's adult friend finder!
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:33 PM): i know
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:34 PM): lol
Clay (8/27/2008 9:49:34 PM): lol
Clay (8/27/2008 9:49:39 PM): how old was he?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:49:49 PM): 36
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:50:26 PM): he was what i would call, "a freak nasty"
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:50:27 PM): lol
Clay (8/27/2008 9:50:45 PM): wow
Clay (8/27/2008 9:50:47 PM): so it was good?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:50:54 PM): but the sex was good
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:51:08 PM): i'd rank it. oral was the best, anal was second, then good ol regular
Clay (8/27/2008 9:51:30 PM): he did it all, eh?
Clay (8/27/2008 9:51:38 PM): sounds like quite a night
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:01 PM): yah, didn't take to long either. but sometimes it doesnt have to
Clay (8/27/2008 9:52:21 PM): how nervous were you?
Clay (8/27/2008 9:52:28 PM): i mean, did you meet in public beforehand?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:34 PM): i was super nervous
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:45 PM): i've never done anything like that before
Clay (8/27/2008 9:52:50 PM): lol
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:52 PM): the guys i've slept with have been dates
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:52:56 PM): we just met to ****.
Clay (8/27/2008 9:52:59 PM): did you at least meet for a drink or anything?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:53:04 PM): he came over. we stripped and got to business
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:53:32 PM): we talked on the phone for a bit earlier that day
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:53:42 PM): i chickened out, but then i decided to go for it.
Clay (8/27/2008 9:53:46 PM): wow
Clay (8/27/2008 9:53:49 PM): chickened out? how lol?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:54:00 PM): well he wanted to meet around 6 that night. i said naaah.
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:54:09 PM): but then at 11 i sent a text that said come on over
Clay (8/27/2008 9:54:18 PM): heh
Clay (8/27/2008 9:54:48 PM): see, i would at least meet someone somewhere public first
Clay (8/27/2008 9:54:51 PM): because you never know
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:55:05 PM): yah, thats true
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:55:10 PM): i did tell my sister what was going on though
Clay (8/27/2008 9:55:10 PM): plus, that way you can ease into it, get a few drinks, have some sexy talk
Clay (8/27/2008 9:55:13 PM): increase the anticipation
Clay (8/27/2008 9:55:19 PM): more fun that way
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:55:26 PM): oh. there was no way to increase my anticipation. lol
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:55:36 PM): every nerve in my body was tingling
Clay (8/27/2008 9:56:08 PM): wow
Clay (8/27/2008 9:56:10 PM): you really wanted it!
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:56:38 PM): yah. it had been awhile. i was feeling unsexy. had to remedy that
Clay (8/27/2008 9:57:09 PM): is that a wine cooler or what?
Clay (8/27/2008 9:57:11 PM): in your photo
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:57:30 PM): its a bottle of malibu
Clay (8/27/2008 9:57:35 PM): lol
Clay (8/27/2008 9:57:38 PM): you look enthused
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:58:14 PM): hahah. it was my bday weekend. my sis took me to galveston for a weekend at the san luis resort
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:58:16 PM): it was awesome
Clay (8/27/2008 9:59:12 PM): cool
Clay (8/27/2008 9:59:22 PM): so, do you have any more pics?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:59:23 PM): we didn't even open the bottle though. lol. just relaxed by the pool
Clay (8/27/2008 9:59:26 PM): you look cute from the one on your profile
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 9:59:50 PM): haha. i guess we'll see. i do have more pics
Clay (8/27/2008 10:01:19 PM): lol...vampire
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:01:32 PM): yup. good ol halloween
Clay (8/27/2008 10:02:17 PM): you're very cute
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:03:26 PM): thank you
Clay (8/27/2008 10:03:32 PM): the last chick I dated...she misrepresented herself online so it was a total letdown....
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:03:51 PM): i'm not tiny, but not huge
Clay (8/27/2008 10:04:12 PM): and you got great big gazongas, which is always a plus
Clay (8/27/2008 10:04:23 PM):
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:05:02 PM): hahah. yah. that seems to get me through
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:05:07 PM): gazongas. lol
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:17 PM): im creatie
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:20 PM): creative
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:22 PM): when i can spell
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:27 PM): yeah there they are
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:28 PM): woo!
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:05:34 PM): hahah. just add those in there
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:05:48 PM): do you have more pics?
Clay (8/27/2008 10:05:56 PM): just the ones on my profile...how many can you see?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:06:15 PM): just one
Clay (8/27/2008 10:06:19 PM): ah yes
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:06:22 PM): standard member
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:06:23 PM): lol
Clay (8/27/2008 10:06:25 PM): you being standard
Clay (8/27/2008 10:06:26 PM): hold on
Clay (8/27/2008 10:08:21 PM): that's my facepic, right? the one you can see?
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:09:07 PM): yup
Clay (8/27/2008 10:10:05 PM): alright, be prepared because I'm a total narcissist since i started working out six months ago
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:11:30 PM): lol. at least you're honest Clay (8/27/2008 10:11:51 PM): i like to pose
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:11:54 PM): ah. you should smile
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:12:04 PM): lol. guys are funny with their muscles
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:05 PM): yeah i get that
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:19 PM): you wanna see what i used to look like?
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:20 PM): i was 3 bills
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:44 PM): heh...one more recent pic
Clay (8/27/2008 10:12:56 PM): i used to use this a lot...
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:13:20 PM): you could take me down in an arm wrestling contest
Clay (8/27/2008 10:13:49 PM): ill take you a few more tomorrow if you want...i just got my hair cut
Clay (8/27/2008 10:13:56 PM): it's kinda long in that first pic
Clay (8/27/2008 10:14:25 PM): popped collars lol...just noticed
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:14:38 PM): ahahha. yah. we were making fun of them
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:15:30 PM): yup. stupid collars
Clay (8/27/2008 10:15:37 PM): lol
Clay (8/27/2008 10:15:41 PM): i've never popped a collar in my life
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:16:06 PM): well. i gotta hit the sack
Hornysteph(8/27/2008 10:16:13 PM): i'll catch ya later
Clay (8/27/2008 10:16:20 PM): hope so
Originally Posted by Bearcat:
Yeah... the fascination with this thread is only surpassed by the infatuation with 12 o'douche. And I only bring it up because in a strange way, they're related.
This site attracts some very strange people. [Reply]
