1 thing to keep in mind here Rustshack, people usually get lit up in these threads. You're not. You obviously have the board's respect at this point. Yet they're all telling you the same thing. Good luck with whatever you decide to do.
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Wait, there are different types?
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Yep.

It's like taking a wonderful, enormous, double-tapered shit.
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Yeah, those are the best.

*stares out thoughtfully over thinking pool*
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She's lieing and hiding things. Dump her.

I'd go for the mind-F like Mohillbilly suggested.

Tell her something like "I'm letting you go because you've got 1 buttcheek that is shaped strangely, and I can't get over it".

She'll spend the next 5 years turning in circles like a dog chasing its tail trying to look at her butt every time she's naked or puts on a new outfit....

It'll be awesome. Wish I'd have thought of it back when I was breaking hearts and wombs.
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Tell her one nipple is lower on her boob than the other....that will bug the shit out of her.
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Dude, she gets it. Cut and run, bro.
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And yes, cut bait and move on.
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Biz Markie! :-)

I can't believe he was only a one hit wonder :-)
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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
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"your moms is so poor, she went to McDonalds and asked to put a shake on layaway"
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that video is a prime example of why being racist on xbox live is funny
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I think she does get it. If you still believe she has the best of intentions, tell her that this guy is trouble and you really REALLY don't like her hanging around with him and don't budge. She'll have to choose whether or not to cut bait with him. I'm afraid you won't like her choice.

My advice is to get the fuck out now. But if you don't choose to do that, it is critically important that you communicate your concerns to her. This won't be the only time in your relationship that things won't go swimingly and you're going to have to learn to work it out at some point.

Take a long objective look at the situation before you decide what to do. The last thing you want to do is tether yourself, your finances, and your future to someone who is "fun" but is not a giving partner in a relationship. I've seen it quite a bit with myself and my buddies. The longer it goes the more painful it becomes.
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