Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Yeah moron. If I would of left my laptop all by its lonesome for more than 15 minutes...I would of deserved to have it snatched. I would only be mad at myself if I was him. He was probably too embarrassed to file a police report. :-)
No, actually you wouldn't have deserved to have it stolen. Not even you would have deserved that.
Now that you've lowered yourself to that level of behavior you do. You'll get this bit of karma back in spades. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
And, if you made a mistake (like this guy did, by not presuming that thieves like you were around), you wouldn't be upset?
C'mon Dong. This exercise is more useless than getting micjones to open up on his comprehensive theorem of urban reality. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
C'mon Dong. This exercise is more useless than getting micjones to open up on his comprehensive theorem of urban reality.
Yeah. I just noticed that the little girl next door left her scooter on the sidewalk. BRB. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
And, if you made a mistake (like this guy did, by not presuming that thieves like you were around), you wouldn't be upset?
Originally Posted by Donger:
Yeah. I just noticed that the little girl next door left her scooter on the sidewalk. BRB.
Don't let the slight frame fool you, that's not a little girl, and that's not a scooter. That's Rainman's replacement bicycle.
And this time he's ready, to eff your world up. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Don't let the slight frame fool you, that's not a little girl, and that's not a scooter. That's Rainman's replacement bicycle.
And this time he's ready, to eff your world up.
Whoa. F*cker came out of NOWHERE! I got back inside just in time. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
I hope we get to test that assertion.
Anyway, I blame your father. Not a very nice person, was he.
Yeah, thinking it over, it's kind of sad the lack of human decency absent in his life to see things his way, whether he did what he says he did or didn't [he didn't].
The geeky loner who couldn't engage in conversation to save his life. [Reply]
