Skyy God 11:56 AM 12-17-2021
Hammock Parties 09:49 PM 08-26-2022
Originally Posted by rabblerouser :
So, what I see you are saying here is, you ACTUALLY went to Belize?
That wasn't sarcasm directed at Crave Johnson??
I don't get it. Kind of anticlimactic, really...
i'm a man of my word
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BryanBusby 09:50 PM 08-26-2022
This is still more noble than renting a car named Phillip.
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Hammock Parties 09:52 PM 08-26-2022
Originally Posted by BryanBusby :
This is still more noble than renting a car named Phillip.
that was a filthy fucking lie
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Hammock Parties 09:52 PM 08-26-2022
the locals have a great sense of humor
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threebag 11:51 PM 08-26-2022
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties :
that was a filthy fucking lie
HP (Hit Piece) most everything you type is bullshit.
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MarkDavis'Haircut 06:45 AM 08-27-2022
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties :
i'm a man of my word
Please no more photos of your Indiana Jones cosplay.
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Iowanian 08:20 AM 08-27-2022
Crave paying $10k to take her to grease, and here I am using free graze to take her to #town.
Any more artistic photos from her only fans of that mud robber nest she claims is the no-no hole?
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Skyy God 08:46 AM 08-27-2022
Originally Posted by Iowanian :
Crave paying $10k to take her to grease, and here I am using free graze to take her to #town.
Any more artistic photos from her only fans of that mud robber nest she claims is the no-no hole?
Sorry OnlyFans-quality girls won’t date you, bro.
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Coochie liquor 09:04 AM 08-27-2022
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson :
Sorry OnlyFans-quality girls won’t date you, bro.
Apparently none will date you. Even if you’re willing to take them to the stabbin cabin in the back of your trailer. Sad! Why you gotta lie bruh?
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threebag 09:15 AM 08-27-2022
Originally Posted by Carr4MVP :
Please no more photos of your Indiana Jones cosplay.
More like Indianus Bones
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neech 10:02 AM 08-27-2022
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Cave please tell us a story about Belize
Where you took that girl pretty please
The trip in your story had a girl
That took you out for quite a whirl
She wore black gloves on her hand
And her little body was nice and tan
Now she took you to her room she's going to strip
As you looked down at your little tip
Suddenly she saw you came to fast
You couldn't even make it last
Cave fired up a smoke and said was it good for you
She knew then and there that she was through
This story is sad it makes you cry
The good news the story is a big fat lie!
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Pablo 10:14 AM 08-27-2022
Originally Posted by threebag :
More like Indianus Bones
Harrison Ford Festiva
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Coochie liquor 10:15 AM 08-27-2022
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Cave please tell us a story about Belize
Where you took that girl pretty please
The trip in your story had a girl
That took you out for quite a whirl
She wore black gloves on her hand
And her little body was nice and tan
Now she took you to her room she's going to strip
As you looked down at your little tip
Suddenly she saw you came to fast
You couldn't even make it last
Cave fired up a smoke and said was it good for you
She knew then and there that she was through
This story is sad it makes you cry
The good news the story is a big fat lie![/QUOTE]
Love it! Crave getting pwned non stop!
Once in a trailer in the middle of Missouri, crave fell in love with an only fans girl.
He had dreams of alone time in a country called Belize, too bad he’s really just hung like a squirrel
He posted a thread and some pics here in CP, to try to boast and show us all that he’s cool.
But unfortunately for home he’s a full of shit liar, got his nose rubbed in shit and looks like a fool.
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neech 10:22 AM 08-27-2022
The ballad of Cave
we need more Rymes in the post.
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Coochie liquor 10:31 AM 08-27-2022
Originally Posted by neech :
The ballad of Cave
we need more Rymes in the post.
Hey hey, my my Crave probably had sex with a guy
He let him inside, his brown eye, hey hey my my
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