i'm a man of my word


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This is still more noble than renting a car named Phillip.
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that was a filthy fucking lie
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the locals have a great sense of humor


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HP (Hit Piece) most everything you type is bullshit.
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Please no more photos of your Indiana Jones cosplay.
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Crave paying $10k to take her to grease, and here I am using free graze to take her to #town.


Any more artistic photos from her only fans of that mud robber nest she claims is the no-no hole?
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Sorry OnlyFans-quality girls won’t date you, bro.
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Apparently none will date you. Even if you’re willing to take them to the stabbin cabin in the back of your trailer. Sad! Why you gotta lie bruh?
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More like Indianus Bones
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Cave please tell us a story about Belize
Where you took that girl pretty please

The trip in your story had a girl
That took you out for quite a whirl

She wore black gloves on her hand
And her little body was nice and tan

Now she took you to her room she's going to strip
As you looked down at your little tip

Suddenly she saw you came to fast
You couldn't even make it last

Cave fired up a smoke and said was it good for you
She knew then and there that she was through

This story is sad it makes you cry
The good news the story is a big fat lie!
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Harrison Ford Festiva
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Cave please tell us a story about Belize
Where you took that girl pretty please

The trip in your story had a girl
That took you out for quite a whirl

She wore black gloves on her hand
And her little body was nice and tan

Now she took you to her room she's going to strip
As you looked down at your little tip

Suddenly she saw you came to fast
You couldn't even make it last

Cave fired up a smoke and said was it good for you
She knew then and there that she was through

This story is sad it makes you cry
The good news the story is a big fat lie![/QUOTE]

Love it! Crave getting pwned non stop!

Once in a trailer in the middle of Missouri, crave fell in love with an only fans girl.

He had dreams of alone time in a country called Belize, too bad he’s really just hung like a squirrel

He posted a thread and some pics here in CP, to try to boast and show us all that he’s cool.

But unfortunately for home he’s a full of shit liar, got his nose rubbed in shit and looks like a fool.
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The ballad of Cave

we need more Rymes in the post.
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Hey hey, my my Crave probably had sex with a guy

He let him inside, his brown eye, hey hey my my
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