The gape jelly was past it's expiration date. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
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If you die, can I have your Nebraska gear?



(To burn it)
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I have been nine times since 2019
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You will survive. Get plenty of rest. Ivermectin helps
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This can't be stressed enough. I suggest sleeping until at least 11:30 pm Sunday February 9th.
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Bwill has been to Vegas 9 times in the past 5 years but will not comment on crab leg buffet or COVID.
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Something was gaping but I’m not sure if it was the jelly
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Why do you need ivermectin? Covid is a nothingburger now.
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Ivermectin doesn’t work, don’t listen to these rubes. Antifreeze is the best medicine to cure Covaids. I’d recommend drinking about 2 cups every 30 minutes until the pain subsides. Or you can boof it using a turkey baster, which is probably your preferred method.
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Why would anyone take a test ever? It's a cold. Rest, stay away from non sick people, get better, go back to work. Holy shit people. Have we learned nothing?
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This is true. I gave some to my neighbor’s annoying cats and they never got covid again.
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Be careful, she will leave you as soon a he splits her roast beef. He will give her hope and you’ll be solo.
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fitting it is in an election year.
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Just remember, the ventilator tubing goes in your mouth, not the other end
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This thread delivered.

:-)
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