penguinz 02:59 PM Yesterday
The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.
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threebag 03:28 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by penguinz:
The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.
Yeah, but you can fuck an hell of a long time.
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Zebedee DuBois 03:32 PM Yesterday
BEAVER 03:49 PM Yesterday
How many times a night do you get up to piss?
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penguinz 03:50 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by Bump:
the more you take it up the butt, the less control you have over your rectum as I've heard.
You must wear the most absorbent Depends on the market.
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penguinz 03:51 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
Apparently arm overhead with pressure on the lateral elbow can cause
How you going to get fired on your day off injured in your sleep?!
Sleeping with arm overhead can cause this and and shoulder joint issues as well.
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lewdog 03:52 PM Yesterday
Do you Tren lightly to fix this?
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penguinz 03:52 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by BEAVER:
How many times a night do you get up to piss?
None, I might be old but my doc says I have the prostate of a 25 year old.
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penguinz 03:53 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by lewdog:
Do you Tren lightly to fix this?
I don't think I would touch that shit even if I was given a lifetime supply for free.
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BWillie 03:55 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by penguinz:
The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.
Best advice for ya, don't wear white underwear or boxers. Best of luck.
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penguinz 03:55 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by Gary Cooper:
Would you feel odd about dating women in their 20s? That's officially when you get old.
I would never date a women in here 20's. If I were to end up on the market I don't think I would date anyone.
I would get a copy of Barneys Playbook and spend the rest of my life trying to nail someone from every country.
Life is too short to be tied down.
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notorious 03:57 PM Yesterday
Old man pops a viagra earlier in the day, raging erection ensues.
He looks at his wife and asks,”Well, Gretchen, what do you think of this?!” as nods to his hard-on.
Gretchen responds,”Well, since the wrinkles are all gone I think I’d be a good time to clean it!”.
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Easy 6 04:10 PM Yesterday
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
I somehow developed tennis elbow while sleeping
Having that EXACT arm problem today after doing nothing more than sleeping
:-)
I mean, how does that even happen?
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Pepe Silvia 04:28 PM Yesterday
You're not alone, I sharted last night too for the first time in years.
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Originally Posted by penguinz:
You must wear the most absorbent Depends on the market.
I'm not the one shitting myself
:-)
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