View Poll Results: See Question Below
Nope. Civilized people don't eat other people.
12 19.67%
Yep. Tastes like chicken, but with a wedding ring.
25 40.98%
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.
24 39.34%
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Rain Man 07:07 PM 11-22-2002
I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.
Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good.
Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew.
What's your choice?
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Frazod 08:50 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by Originally posted by Slayer Diablo
I'd be armed... and I'm an expert shot... running would NOT be a issue.
:-)
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Slayer Diablo 08:52 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by Originally posted by Zebedee DuBois
So you weren't joking about your cannibalism?
---Slayer Diablo
doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon.....
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BigOlChiefsfan 08:54 PM 11-22-2002
Did you hear about the cannibal who didn't like his mother in law?
So he only ate the slaw and french fries.
Same cannibal, later that week:
Say, this is good. Who is it?
Last but not Least:
Cannibal broncofan!
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Zebedee DuBois 08:55 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by Originally posted by Slayer Diablo
At least not when I'm hungry.
There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled.
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Slayer Diablo 08:55 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by Originally posted by frazod :-)
Ahh, so this would be like: "SIT DOWN!!! ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WILL BE SHOT RIGHT NOW!!" *Bang* "What was that for, Fraz?" "For dinner....you all shall eat with me so that none of you get too skinny, but don't worry....you will all be shot in time. I can't let my meat go rotten, now can I?"
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Zebedee DuBois 08:56 PM 11-22-2002
Did you hear about the cannibal that ate his brother?
When asked if he had seen his brother lately, he replied, " I just passed him in the woods."
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Slayer Diablo 08:57 PM 11-22-2002
Originally Posted by Originally posted by Zebedee DuBois
Nope...skinny. Barely any fat or meat.
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Frazod 08:57 PM 11-22-2002
My favorite cannibal joke:
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny!
:-)
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Slayer Diablo 08:59 PM 11-22-2002
Child Cannibal: Mom, can I eat the batter?
Mother Cannibal: Only if he gets 3 strikes.
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Rain Man 12:36 PM 11-23-2002
Hey! If we end up trapped on a mountainside somewhere, this discussion won't seem so petty, now will it?
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Phobia 04:55 PM 11-23-2002
I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
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Rain Man 04:57 PM 11-23-2002
Originally Posted by Originally posted by pHoBiA I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
:-)
(Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.)
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Slayer Diablo 04:57 PM 11-23-2002
Originally Posted by Originally posted by pHoBiA I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
It would've worked if I didn't notice that I was the last poster on "Petty Board Disputes"....
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Phobia 04:59 PM 11-23-2002
Originally Posted by Originally posted by Kevin :-)
Shoulda just deleted it, but I wouldn't want a rogue Chiefs board to spring up....
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Hydrae 05:14 PM 11-23-2002
This is just wrong:
"In 1874, Packer polished off five fellow prospectors in a mid-winter munchy fit."
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