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BossChief 73 41.48%
JD10367 27 15.34%
Raised on Riots 76 43.18%
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Hall of Classics>***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics)
BigRedChief 11:42 PM 12-05-2009
You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief


Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.


The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax
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BossChief 12:23 AM 12-06-2009
Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus:
Decent answer I suppose, but I like all the final n00bs so I'm going to hold off and vote later.

I don't know if I'll be able to make it to the bash or not depending on when it is and I've given up beer, so that doesn't appeal to me. Would be nice for the bash folks though so I'll think about it.
If you are in fact not a drinker, I will spring for your beverage if you do go. Vote or not! You're a good dude!
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BossChief 12:24 AM 12-06-2009
Originally Posted by BossChief:










now crown me.

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IF YA CANT TOP IT, BORROW FROM THE BEST!!!
ummmmm did I do that?

YES, YES I DID!

(thanks sofaking!)
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BossChief 12:27 AM 12-06-2009
If you think it is kinda lame to have a poll after someone already won...

VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!
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Sweet Daddy Hate 02:58 AM 12-06-2009
Good Lord.

I voted for Boss again, but I feel JD and Kyle are just as deserving. I want to thank all that voted for me in the last poll; that I survived the Planet Caucus and made it to the convention is very humbling when I think of my beginnings here.
That 20 + page douche thread of mine from Thanksgiving last year is a textbook example of n00biness FAIL, and growth/learning in the "Planet Way".
All n00bs should consider it required viewing.
I have my haters like everyone else, but that number has decreased significantly due to a lot of good people here who were long-suffering and patient enough to see past my flaws, and hope that I could evolve in to a solid contributor.
I thank them first and foremost, and I thank all the new people who have shown appreciation for me.
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BossChief 04:37 AM 12-06-2009
Originally Posted by Raised On Riots:
Good Lord.

I voted for Boss again, but I feel JD and Kyle are just as deserving. I want to thank all that voted for me in the last poll; that I survived the Planet Caucus and made it to the convention is very humbling when I think of my beginnings here.
That 20 + page douche thread of mine from Thanksgiving last year is a textbook example of n00biness FAIL, and growth/learning in the "Planet Way".
All n00bs should consider it required viewing.
I have my haters like everyone else, but that number has decreased significantly due to a lot of good people here who were long-suffering and patient enough to see past my flaws, and hope that I could evolve in to a solid contributor.
I thank them first and foremost, and I thank all the new people who have shown appreciation for me.
you are close to becoming a true jedi ROR!

Titles meh, rep points meh, planet fame and glory meh A JEDI CRAVES NOT THESE THINGS (but finds a way to get them anyway!!!:-))
Attached: yoda.jpg (4.3 KB) 
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BossChief 04:46 AM 12-06-2009
Im such a whore!
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crazycoffey 05:01 AM 12-06-2009
Soooo, now I can change my vote?
jeez, I hate post whores.....






:ducks:
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Slainte 05:11 AM 12-06-2009
Originally Posted by BossChief:
Titles meh, rep points meh, planet fame and glory meh A JEDI CRAVES NOT THESE THINGS (but finds a way to get them anyway!!!:-))
Irony, this is. I guess.

:-)
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BossChief 05:11 AM 12-06-2009
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey:
Soooo, now I can change my vote?
jeez, I hate post whores.....






:ducks:
:-)

Im having lots of fun with this whole thing!
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BigRedChief 09:23 AM 12-06-2009
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey:
Soooo, now I can change my vote?
jeez, I hate post whores.....






:ducks:
Yep, to one of the three finalists.
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BigRedChief 09:27 AM 12-06-2009
Originally Posted by BossChief:
If you think it is kinda lame to have a poll after someone already won...

VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!
It's looking like the results are going to be the same, but no friggin * would be attached to the crown. And the majority's opinion about the process was followed. Thy will of the people will be done.:-)
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ArrowheadHawk 10:07 AM 12-06-2009
Originally Posted by Raised On Riots:
Good Lord.

I voted for Boss again, but I feel JD and Kyle are just as deserving. I want to thank all that voted for me in the last poll; that I survived the Planet Caucus and made it to the convention is very humbling when I think of my beginnings here.
That 20 + page douche thread of mine from Thanksgiving last year is a textbook example of n00biness FAIL, and growth/learning in the "Planet Way".
All n00bs should consider it required viewing.
I have my haters like everyone else, but that number has decreased significantly due to a lot of good people here who were long-suffering and patient enough to see past my flaws, and hope that I could evolve in to a solid contributor.
I thank them first and foremost, and I thank all the new people who have shown appreciation for me.
You still seem like a douche to me. Maybee I've only seen your douchbag anti KU comments though. I haven't seen one post that wasn't.
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RNR 10:10 AM 12-06-2009
I demand there is yet one more poll. There is no write in option and as it was shown "who gives a crap" was tied for the lead. I do find it rather amusing this is being taken so seriously~
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RJ 10:23 AM 12-06-2009
Well, the chick in the towel is hot, so I guess that counts for something.


Edit: Oh, I thought she looked familiar.
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Bugeater 11:14 AM 12-06-2009
Bosschief already has more than twice as many votes as JD, I say we crown his ass and get this over with.
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