This girl live near u-kraine?
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billay already fucked her
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Here lies Bevis, he finally scored.
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Remember: No matter how good she looks right now, somebody, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her shit
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OP is currently passed out in a hotel bathtub, missing several internal organs..
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If it's been that long since your divorce, I highly doubt you are young enough to have a "cougar". What you have is a "woman" your own age....unless she's some kind of geezer.
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Then The Cougar
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Way to take one on the chin and make a comeback.....Oh wait nevermind.
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So this happen to me
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Probably more like a leopard with all them liver spots
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Wait was that Xtop that doesn't have a chin? Shit sorry Bevis.
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....did not exist...
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It's ok bro. Im' hammeered too
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LMK if u want tips on how to handle a thirsty 77 year old.
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Be sure to tell her you are broke.
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