Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.
I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.
I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.
He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.
Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.
If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.
The last I've seen Little Homie he was running away wearing the pillow case with tiny little arm and head holes cut out that I made for him and grasping the roll of quarters I gave him to survive while being chased by the nieghbors German Shepard.
Originally Posted by Otter:
Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.
I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.
I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.
He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.
Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.
Originally Posted by Raiderhader:
This is, in my mind anyway, one of the funniest threads ever posted on this board. I get a kick out of it every time I read it.
You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared. [Reply]
