Everyone here is walking around with a 10in dick. Don’t ask for proof though
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I went to Tulum. Fantastic place. The beach is great below Tulum. Still have the fridge magnet.
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Small dick energy is posting a picture of your “girlfriend” on a football message board when no one fucking asked or cares.
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From the looks of it, you might be stopping in Beavertown and Assville on this trip.
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I was in Tulum, Cancun, Cozumel, Chichen Itza and Xel'ha in 1983 before all you tourists overran the place. :-).
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I didn't believe you until you edited in something your girlfriend clearly said.
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We booked through Jet Blue vacations. Got airfare and AI resort all included in the price. Was definitely cheaper than our annual Jamaica trip costs.
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You are bragging about her thigh.

It is nice. I have seen better at KFC.
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I've seen better at Guitar Center.
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Still wondering what "working in these tight jumpsuits" and the gloves have to do with each other :-)
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Demonpenz and I pull hotter ASS at the Belt Bowl every Friday night. Not impressed.
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My best guess is that she sells used jumpsuits and gloves on ebay.
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She needs to wash her elbow
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