I have rare opportunities to use this gif.
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:-)

this thread has potential
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fuck, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 fucked up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow
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you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale
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can u imageine how fucked up i am i called my mom pick me up?....


Literally how cuked up you have 2 be to call ur mom???
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this could turn into a I'm leaving for ever thread
i will bow out now
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Tunnel?
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fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.
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What the fuck? Dude. You have got to learn how to handle your liquor when you are trying to hook up. If you are out with the boys, get fucking wasted beyond belief. With chicks, you can't be fall-down, slurring, spill beer on yourself drunk.
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I recall being fukked up like this
and wanted biscuts and gravy
I woke up to a smoke detector going off
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im with chicks 2night...i dont know what to do i go to sleeep now.
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How the fuck do you get laid so much?
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So he was making out with 2 chicks, but left them with two other chicks because he was too drunk and had to call his mom to pick him up...at a GAY bar.


:-) :-)
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Suddenly, I feel better about turning down a threesome all those years ago.
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Honestly dude, 90% of the battle is just striking up conversation. You don't have to be Don Juan.
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