I check the Vegas bookies to see what point spread is supposed to be and whether or not the refs are likely to throw a flag before deciding whether to kick it out of the end zone or not.
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
Remove onside kicks and replace it with a best of 7 match of paper, rock, scissors.
Fuck that. Naked blindfolded team thumb wrestling is where it's at.
I mean, if we're really going to cry this much about kickoffs and how we should just get rid of them, let's go all the way off the reservation and make it as arbitrary/nonsensical as possible.:-) [Reply]
Just kick it through the end zone every time unless we’re trailing. Pretty sure most teams are going to be doing that given where the average returned kick was ending up in the preseason. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
**** that. Naked blindfolded team thumb wrestling is where it's at.
I mean, if we're really going to cry this much about kickoffs and how we should just get rid of them, let's go all the way off the reservation and make it as arbitrary/nonsensical as possible.:-)
One better. Each team chooses and trains their own midget. A midget mud wrestling contest ensues. The winner’s team will get the option of giving or receiving while the latter can choose what end.
The benefit of my proposal will be felt by all. Create new jobs, form unions, midget mascot merch, more time in the seats to order more ridiculously priced beers and hotdogs, and more community outreach by the midget community.
Seems pretty dumb to be honest. Feels like it belongs in the XFL, not the NFL, but maybe it will grow on me with time and as teams get better at it. [Reply]