Pac-Man was an arcade hit back in the early 80s
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I just went to the hardware store and they've completely sold out of deadbolts.
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Not about $: Jones got vet min $1.015M. Agent Peter Schaffer: "Its a good indication John, Matt, Vance feel they have a team that can go deep in the playoffs. And when you rep older players that's a much more important factor. A player like Adam, winning a ring matters’’ #9sports https://t.co/nPaNSwOOlR

— Mike Klis (@MikeKlis) August 26, 2018

:-)
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:-)000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_blank">Happy like a kid in a candy shop !!! I want thank everybody in the Denver Organization for great opportunity!!! Lil kid from westside Atl , to all the kids , Giving up is not a option!!! Let’s Go Broncos

:-)c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A post shared by :-)c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;" target="_blank"> Adam Jones (@realpacman24) on Aug 26, 2018 at 2:13pm PDT

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:-) This is like us trying to pimp Amerson. What's the matter? Keenum sucking bad enough you can't find Twitter spam about him?
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Von Miller is going to be incredulous when he finds out that Pacman didn't finish off his strip club victim. "Dude, they're witnesses."
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Sounds like Jones just wanted some money and would take it from whichever team signed him.
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Fuck Donk Forever, they are the new Fade
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Elway looked at the roster and realized that he didn't have a player who would physically attack Isaiah McKenzie on the sidelines after his fumbles.
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Elway's Coyote Ugly... The next moringing discovering you dumped Talib over drama issues.

... soon to be Double Coyote... the following morning when someone points out that you brought in Pacman to offset your Talib move.
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So the Donkos replaced one thug (Talib) with another one (Jones), albeit it a less talented, more problematic one. I'm sure this will end well . . . . .

Only KnowMo can spin signing Pac Man Jones as a positive for Denver. I guess they finally realized how bad their secondary really is.

(And before you start in, yes, I realize the Chiefs secondary sucks too)


Signing Jones is a desperation move.
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Knowmo just posts those tweets to get everyone riled up.

He doesn't believe what he posts. Turning down SNR's wager is proof of this.
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Their interview went like this.

Elway: Can you defend against (hiccup) a pistol formation?

Pacman: Yeah. I just stay low and take cover behind the stripper stage.

Elway: How about (hiccup) a shotgun?

Pacman: Same thing.
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Jones is depth. He can play outside corner, slot, and return punts. He'll be Denver's #4 corner but he'd start for KC.
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I almost feel like Elway is trying to apologize to me about the whole draft-dodging thing. Bolles, Chase Keenum, Paxton Lynch, and now Pacman. He's feeding me nonstop opportunities for ridicule.
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