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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Mecca 10:58 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
Putty in our hands.
That's rather soft eh?
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KcMizzou 10:59 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
They could never be the lover his hand has been.
He just hasn't had any of that insane, nasty fun before the train wreck of a break-up happens, either.

I figure that's the problem.
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luv 10:59 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
It's a joke. Dipshits on here keep telling me I have an unhealthy hatred toward women because of a few posts I made toward retards like badgirl and her ilk.
Just tell me I don't remind you of badgirl. No matter how many stupid, idiotic things I've said on here. I don't want to have to kill you.
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Mecca 11:00 PM 08-26-2008
Getting laid is not nearly as hard as I think Claythan thinks it is...
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KcMizzou 11:00 PM 08-26-2008
They're worth the hangover.

:-)
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Hammock Parties 11:00 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
Just tell me I don't remind you of badgirl. No matter how many stupid, idiotic things I've said on here. I don't want to have to kill you.
You're much better looking, and much more likable, than badgirl. It's not even close.
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luv 11:01 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
That's rather soft eh?
Actually, i would prefer it.....

My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going......
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Mecca 11:01 PM 08-26-2008
Whos badgirl, did I miss something?
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Mecca 11:01 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
Actually, i would prefer it.....

My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going in the gutter. My mind is not going......
Ahahaha, thinking the same thing I was....I need a new job I'm gonna go audition to be a porn star.
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Hammock Parties 11:02 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Getting laid is not nearly as hard as I think Claythan thinks it is...
I'm going to hit a bunch of bars after 1 am next week and see if I can drag anything out.
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luv 11:03 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Getting laid is not nearly as hard as I think Claythan thinks it is...
He's putting too much thought into it. Who doesn't? You should have heard the questions I would ask my friends, and I'm not even a guy. It was much more socially acceptable for me to be a virgin at 27. Imagine adding 10 years of wonder and thought onto what you had to deal with.
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Mecca 11:03 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm going to hit a bunch of bars after 1 am next week and see if I can drag anything out.
Be funny.......and tell them you have a big one....that's about all it takes in a bar.
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Phobia 11:03 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
Yeah, I wouldn't say something like that in real life. Get a clue.
THIS IS REAL LIFE YOU NITWIT.
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luv 11:03 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Ahahaha, thinking the same thing I was....I need a new job I'm gonna go audition to be a porn star.
I'm pretty sure it takes more than a dirty mind to make it as a porn star.
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Mecca 11:04 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
He's putting too much thought into it. Who doesn't? You should have heard the questions I would ask my friends, and I'm not even a guy. It was much more socially acceptable for me to be a virgin at 27. Imagine adding 10 years of wonder and thought onto what you had to deal with.
I bet you watched alot of porn......then you had some weird thought that every dude had a huge wang lol..in high school my pickup line was "so I have a big one...." it worked in high school!
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