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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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ChiefsCountry 10:30 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
A clown like you comes around, and I'll be tempted the bring out the castration bands to discourage other sloths.
Oh come on, we all know that all of us guys are the same. :-)
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Iowanian 10:30 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
Ok that made me laugh, I'm way to old for your daughter so no need.

yeah...they're not 14 OR on myspace yet.

I'm going to dig around the wife's drawer and get some lipstick out and write mecca and chiefscountry on the trailer paneling right under bwillie.


I'm not joking whatsoever when I've said, and fully intend to purchase a tombstone when my daughter turns 11-12. My intention is to engrave "your name here" and an epitaph about the last bastard to bring my girl home late or treat her without respect. I've got time to work on that poem. Maybe a shallow grave with a couple of cow bones sticking out of the ground and a rusty shovel for good measure.

Take Jr for a walk-n-talk.
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Mecca 10:31 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
Or the girl that was a total bitch who always got the guys because she was an arm trophy.
You competing with the arm trophy is the same as a regular guy competing with a rich dude.

It's really no different.
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Nightfyre 10:31 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
There are some countries where fat women are the ones considered desirable. You're telling me your environment has nothing to do with it?
That country probably has a shitload of starving people. But in America, the harvest is bountiful and longevity is not found in obesity, but in health.
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luv 10:32 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
I want to tell you something, did you know this country is one of the fattest in the world? If not getting a G/F or B/F had alot to do with being overweight we'd have a ton of single people....
I'd be willing to bet that there are more single overweight women than overweight men.

And yes, weight is something I can do something about (if I stop eating, it seems). I did that last year. I felt so good about myself, yet I was still ugly to guys. Either I wasn't thin enough, or I really am just ugly and using being overweight as a crutch.
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ChiefsCountry 10:33 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
yeah...they're not 14 OR on myspace yet.

I'm going to dig around the wife's drawer and get some lipstick out and write mecca and chiefscountry on the trailer paneling right under bwillie.


I'm not joking whatsoever when I've said, and fully intend to purchase a tombstone when my daughter turns 11-12. My intention is to engrave "your name here" and an epitaph about the last bastard to bring my girl home late or treat her without respect. I've got time to work on that poem.
Your daughter is way to young for me as well, I'm just saying remember back to your youth.

PS Of course I will be the same way if I ever have a daughter. :-)
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ChiefsCountry 10:34 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
I'd be willing to bet that there are more single overweight women than overweight men.

And yes, weight is something I can do something about (if I stop eating, it seems). I did that last year. I felt so good about myself, yet I was still ugly to guys. Either I wasn't thin enough, or I really am just ugly and using being overweight as a crutch.
I can guarantee you an overweight women can get laid or a boyfriend easier than an overweight man.
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Mecca 10:34 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
Your daughter is way to young for me as well, I'm just saying remember back to your youth.

PS Of course I will be the same way if I ever have a daughter. :-)
This is why I'm never having kids.
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Nightfyre 10:34 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
I'd be willing to bet that there are more single overweight women than overweight men.

And yes, weight is something I can do something about (if I stop eating, it seems). I did that last year. I felt so good about myself, yet I was still ugly to guys. Either I wasn't thin enough, or I really am just ugly and using being overweight as a crutch.
FWIW, balancing diet and exercise is where its at. Get to the point where you are expending more calories than taking in.
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Mecca 10:35 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
I can guarantee you an overweight women can get laid or a boyfriend easier than an overweight man.
I guarantee they will get laid easier.......women hold the key there all they gotta say is "you wanna" and most guys are down with it.
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Hammock Parties 10:36 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by luv:
Either I wasn't thin enough
I'm betting this is it. You went off half-cocked.
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Sure-Oz 10:36 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Mecca:
I guarantee they will get laid easier.......women hold the key there all they gotta say is "you wanna" and most guys are down with it.
No kidding
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ChiefsCountry 10:37 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by Claythan:
I'm betting this is it. You went off half-cocked.
And you wonder why man. :-)
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Mecca 10:38 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
And you wonder why man. :-)
He has a way with words doesn't he?
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luv 10:38 PM 08-26-2008
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
I can guarantee you an overweight women can get laid or a boyfriend easier than an overweight man.
Laid, yes. Alcohol is a fat chick's best friend. Boyfriend, no. They eventually sober up.
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