All the time it smells nasty and honestly no matter what she wears, it's always gross smelling. She has a clean bill of health, just a nasty odor. She cleans it regularly, but it has a fishy smell, and white toilet paper left behind pieces. She goes to the obgyn, but they say nothing is wrong. She took a yeast infection pill, but the smell never left. I'm really worried about it. What can the smell be?
I feel bad for MahiMike, wherever he is. Maybe I'm bias, but there aren't many things more pleasant to me than the smell of my wife's snatch. Guess I got lucky, and Mike had it rough.
Perhaps this was the cause of his disappearance? Couldn't handle the smell anymore and ran off into the Florida wetlands never to be seen again. People say he got eaten by a gator, but we all know it was aliens. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick.
My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as fuck, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any fucks.
Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to fuck her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell.
I go for it anyway. Tried to at least.
Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks.
I love it when i look back at my old posts and crack myself up. [Reply]
I was on an elevator when this nice looking lady got on. Just her and me. Instantly I noticed a foul smell. I had just read this thread so I asked her if I could smell her pussy. She shot back with a resounding NO. I then told her, well then, it must be your feet. [Reply]
In college I was hired for the holidays working for JC Penney in the sporting goods department. I was working the dayshift one day with another female college student (who actually was pretty hot) and near the end she said watch my register I need to change for a party before the end of her shift. She uses one of the changing rooms and returns. A guy on the next shift arrives and begins checking the changing rooms for clothing that needs to be folded or hung up. He returns to the check out area and announces "damn who had the tuna fish sandwich in there?" I said nothing, but the chick next to me turned beat red. The dude was a dick, but I don't think even he had any idea it was likely her. [Reply]
Originally Posted by VAChief:
In college I was hired for the holidays working for JC Penney in the sporting goods department. I was working the dayshift one day with another female college student (who actually was pretty hot) and near the end she said watch my register I need to change for a party before the end of her shift. She uses one of the changing rooms and returns. A guy on the next shift arrives and begins checking the changing rooms for clothing that needs to be folded or hung up. He returns to the check out area and announces "damn who had the tuna fish sandwich in there?" I said nothing, but the chick next to me turned beat red. The dude was a dick, but I don't think even he had any idea it was likely her.
Originally Posted by scho63:
OP is dead. He was murdered.
His wife discovered this thread and now she's doing life at Leavenworth. :-)
Yeah, my money's on this. I'll take SHIT YOU NEVER EVER POST ON THE INTERNET for $1,000, Alex.
This was first posted during my, uh, extended sabbatical imposed by the tyrants of the previous administration, and I never noticed it when it was recently bumped. But seriously, talk about some shit that will get you murdered in your sleep. Good lord. :-) [Reply]
It might be your own disgusting breath you are smelling...
I remember my junior high football coach had the worst great in the huddle. Smelled like half coffee, half baby diaper full of shit. So maybe its a you problem. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Frazod:
Yeah, my money's on this. I'll take SHIT YOU NEVER EVER POST ON THE INTERNET for $1,000, Alex.
This was first posted during my, uh, extended sabbatical imposed by the tyrants of the previous administration, and I never noticed it when it was recently bumped. But seriously, talk about some shit that will get you murdered in your sleep. Good lord. :-)
I am pretty sure my wife will outlive me...and one of her instructions is to come in here and let everyone know I have passed, then have my account deleted.
So when I post...I try to remember not to say anything that will cause her to dig up my body and take it deep out into the ocean and put an anchor on it. [Reply]
