Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.
Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..
I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
To all my other regulars, ever feel like you deserve a day off?
No, if I miss my morning poop I feel bloated all day. Thankfully it doesn't happen often. If on the very rare occasion I go more than a couple of days without dropping a deuce, I break out the magnesium citrate and hang on for dear life. [Reply]
Originally Posted by FlaChief58:
No, if I miss my morning poop I feel bloated all day. Thankfully it doesn't happen often. If on the very rare occasion I go more than a couple of days without dropping a deuce, I break out the magnesium citrate and hang on for dear life.
I guess by deserve a day off, I mean just not having to poop without getting bloated, gassy or carrying over extra poop the next day. Just a free day of not pooping but feeling like you did. Like getting 5 minutes of your day back as every unoriginal dipshit leading a conference call likes to say.
I'd be all for it on any day except the day after a Chiefs game where I like to sit and read George's Some Things thread while defecating. [Reply]
I took a hangover shit this morning that smelled so sour and foul I nearly puked but it did rid me of all the toxins from Heineken and Jameson. [Reply]