Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find. - Page 19

:-)... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR? :-) :-)
:-)

EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us
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FAX, what would happen if a fat midget lady with only one arm gets lost in your forest and needs you to save her?
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
Except I'm kindly asking you to remove your tongue from my ass instead of calling for mommy.

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:
oooh kinky

And you expected anything less?
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Bump now that he is back....

Rebumping this thread is sure to cause more pain/shame than posting "premium" :-) content from WPI.
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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus:
FAX, what would happen if a fat midget lady with only one arm gets lost in your forest and needs you to save her?

As you well know, Mr. Kyle DeLexus, forest rangers are kind and considerate of others.

So, I would lop off her noggin with my forest axe. It's quick and clean and relatively painless.

FAX
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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus:
FAX, what would happen if a fat midget lady with only one arm gets lost in your forest and needs you to save her?

I thought she lived in Scranton and had her own Chiefs board....
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My First Hall of Classics thread!! woo hoo!!
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This was a great thread!
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I wonder how the modeling career is going ?
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer:
I wonder how the modeling career is going ?

Now I understood the problem that you discussed here. It is helpful for me and everybody. I look forward to contributing your idea.:-)
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Originally Posted by twihudgu:
Now I understood the problem that you discussed here. It is helpful for me and everybody. I look forward to contributing your idea.:-)

you have 1 post and you are in the red???
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This thread is still full of win.
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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus:
Some of those comments are ****ing hilarious!

agreed:-):-)
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Originally Posted by SportsRacer:
Posted by: Twinkles McCoy

A few months ago, Clayton asked me out on a date. I accepted (of course) and he picked me up from the Tit Hut after my shift. I'll never forget how instantly wet I became when I saw him in the parking lot, leaning on his DeLorean and wearing a black long-sleeve T-shirt featuring pictures of of not one, not two, but FOUR wolves. "Get the fuck in the car, bitch!" he growled like a sexy something-or-other. I buckled in and asked where we were going. "Pussytown. Population: My fat dick," he purred. And before I could even ask if we were having dinner first, he crammed his ginormous dong so far up my babychute that the tip was partially dissolved by my stomach acid when he pulled out. "Not again!" he bellowed. He turned to me and said "Thanks for the poon. Now get the fuck out." He stole my purse, pushed me out of the car and sped away with Steely Dan blaring. Now I'm more pregnant than once thought possible. I only hope my baby inherits the irresistible sexiness of its father.

He truly is BORN TO ROAM.

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