Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?
Scoreboard Operator: Al Gore
Controversial Play Review Judge: Katherine Harris
Usher: George Bush
Owner's Domineering Girlfriend: Hillary Clinton
Line Judge: William Daley
Field Judge: Jeb Bush
Florida would be the appropriate location for the team. Perhaps Palm Beach?
[This message has been edited by TheFly (edited 12-19-2000).] [Reply]
BroncoFan
· No, he is OUT OF HERE, remember? Secret Agent Mike Keck
· Yes. He would probably have an orgasm if someone called him "All Knowing." He would fit right in. OVERHEAD
· Yes. He may lack the football knowledge of Mike Keck, but he does have the obnoxious part down pat. jq
· No. He may be a misguided Raider's fan, but he participated in some very good football discussions.
gaz--
Are jq and Hawaii Boy the same? You are correct...he's all good. I guess I'm thinking of some other Raider fan (but not UD...he's okay too).
Fly--
Great choices! Can't get any arguments from me. But throw in Nader as the guy who drives the little go-kart around...of course, with his seatbelt on.
MM
~~Thinks things are finally coming together.
------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush [Reply]
I have a couple of candidates for the 'all knowing' team.
First, the guy who posted his psych profile, Steve Beebe, I think. He would fit in nicely with ol' Ken.
Second, Mike Peterson agent on the ol' BB, I dont remember his name, but I do remember his posting about Mike Peterson on a daily basis before the draft in 1999. [Reply]
Heather Hawke should be on the "all-knowing" team. If any of you noticed, she was on the other board for a couple of weeks talking about how much better StL was compared to KC and she was relentless with her "the Rams are the greatest team ever" and "Kurt Warner is the most amazing sports story ever" threads. She might be looking for something to do since the Rams will likely miss the playoffs this year (kind of a disappointment for the greatest team ever, eh). [Reply]
Updated roster (Bwana is busy looking for an ex San-Fran QB to be the backup):
Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman Offense:
QB: Mark M (and yes, I have won a playoff game)
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz
HB: H_C
WR: KPhobia, JOhn, coryt
OT: Titus, Wolfman
OG: Russ, ????
Center/The reason for my inevitable divorce: Cameron Diaz
TE: Mark Kilgore, ????
PK: Dartgod Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd (just catch the damn ball, would ya?)
MLB: Chief Priority
DT: The Fly, ????
DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot), ?????
RCB: htismaque
LCB: Disco Jones
SS: WisChief
FS: Iowanian
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.) Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Designated Smart Slapper: bkkcoh
Total dumbsh!t: Packfan
Still looking for anther DE, DT, TE, OLB, OG (coryt has been put in as WR temporarily).
MM
~~Leaving until this evening (type y'all around 6ish).
------------------ One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush
[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).] [Reply]
Don't forget our buddy LEE JACKSON from the other board. The Bronco fan from hell, perhaps we can work "Clark Kent" AKA Bronco fan Vance in there as well? [Reply]