Chiefs *****The Patrick Mahomes Thread***** - Page 1898

IT ****ING HAPPENED

OP UPDATE:

Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy!
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I love Patrick Mahomes. There I said it. And I'm not embarrassed. I love him. GAAHHHHHH!!!
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Originally Posted by RealSNR:
Andy Reid can't win the big one. Unless his QB is Patrick Mahomes.

Chiefs can't win a home playoff game. Unless they're QB'd by Patrick Mahomes.

No athlete can beat the Madden curse. Unless that athlete is Patrick Mahomes.

No athlete should be able to dislocate his kneecap such that it's on the side of his goddamn leg and then walk around 10-15 minutes later and play football three weeks later. Unless that is Patrick Mahomes' kneecap.

Take your "jinx" and rape it in the mouth. It doesn't ****ing exist.

I was just kidding dude. Jeeeeeez...
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Not sure if this has been posted yet, but Patrick Mahomes plays quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, which is my favorite National Football League team.
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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:
Patrick doesn't trust Turtle to drive

Fucker isn’t wearing a mask. He gives Mahomes the Covid he’s dead to this town.
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:-)

He needs a haircut :-)

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Originally Posted by Nickhead:
:-)

He needs a haircut :-)

Sticking with the chinstrap and chocolate milk, tho. . . .
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It was two years ago today that I first saw Pat play in person - the third preseason game against the Bears at Soldier Field.

The starting offense actually played like ass that day and Pat was fairly ineffective. I remember being more than a little concerned.

But I got over it fairly quickly. :-)
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@PatrickMahomes Lays potato chips just may have read your mind. Now you don’t have to dip your chips in ketchup!! @LAYS @Fritolay #ketchup #tastelikeitsname love it!! pic.twitter.com/iMUgCGAn74
— Randi Mahomes (@tootgail) August 28, 2020

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:

@PatrickMahomes Lays potato chips just may have read your mind. Now you don’t have to dip your chips in ketchup!! @LAYS @Fritolay #ketchup #tastelikeitsname love it!! pic.twitter.com/iMUgCGAn74
— Randi Mahomes (@tootgail) August 28, 2020

Those are big in Canada for some reason.
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Originally Posted by KChiefs1:
Those are big in Canada for some reason.

and they're gross. My sister-in-law loves them though so anytime I go up there I will grab a bag to bring home for her.
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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
GET IN PUSSY
WE'RE RUNNING IT BACK

That's at the Chick Fil-A that is like 5 minutes from my house...
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Originally Posted by KChiefs1:
Those are big in Canada for some reason.

I’m shocked America does not get to experience the deliciousness of Ketchup chips.

Been around forever, and I’m in my mid-forties....

The Lays brand are quite good too.
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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare:
Patrick doesn't trust Turtle to drive

Why would he? That asshole can’t even wear a mask around him.
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