The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
So she had been drinking and smoking and was hungry so she started heating up her leftover shrimp fajitas that she had at the Mexican restaurant earlier in the day. Then she comes out into the living room and hops on top of me and pretty much physically dominated me (120 lb girl vs 280 lb guy) into submission while she gave me lots of kisses.
By the time she was done with me (around 1:20 am) her food had gotten cold in the microwave. She went to re-heat it and the same fucking thing happened again. This time it was around 1:35 am and I told her to just eat her food because she kept re-heating it.
She ate her food and finished around 2 am. She is literally THE SLOWEST EATER in the history of mankind. It takes her 40 minutes to eat a Cup O Noodles.
Now she is giving it to me hot and heavy, but Mr. I took 2 percocets earlier in the evening can feel something wrong.
I am at half-mast when I should easily be ready to go. It is now 2:30 am and without saying anything we both disappointingly agree that nothing is going to happen tonight. She snuggles up next to me and we put on some more cartoons.
At 4:20 AM, I am awakened by a noise that sounded like someone trying to open her front door. I got spooked and went down to the door to check it out and looked outside. There is a metal gate right outside her door that lets you in the complex and somebody had actually been messing with that, not her door. I go to take a leak and get back in bed.
When I got back in the bed she had changed her position so that now I was spooning her. That plus the excitement from checking the door....all of the sudden, I could feel myself getting a boner.
I knew she was awake because she makes a very distinct snoring noise when she is asleep so I started rubbing places and then we had the most awesome, passionate sex for hours. It was like 4:30 when we started and it was light out by the time we were through.
Oh and then I woke up sometime between 10 am and 12 pm and wrote in this thread "Ahhhhhh." That was pretty much this entire story summed up into one word.
Then today we just sat around until 4:30 watching cartoons before getting something to eat.