How do you know that she didn't want to?
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lots of chicks don't want to f*ck.

does she drink?
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Don't leave home without 'em:


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Its your job to make her want to **** man! Even really big sluts want to feel like they're playing hard to get and play all innocent because it makes them feel better about themselves when they let you skeet on their face! Crap man are you retarded?

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So what do we do now?
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:-)
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You're looking at it wrong.

Stop going into it with the expectation of laying pipe.

Going out with a girl, having conversation, learning the ropes of the flow of a date is good experience. It was worth more than her lunch for that experience alone. Build on that.

You also need to know your spot in the food chain. Mid 20's virgins who live at home aren't exactly going to be pulling a Halle Berry look alike.

Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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I love Jesus and he wants me to have as much sex as is physically capable. Which bible are you reading anyway?
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I'm gonna start reading yours
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I'm guessing the fat girl is whining to her online friends right now.... "After the dork showed up he started undressing me with his eyes and then when I saw all that loose skin I got a little grossed out and couldn't think of anything to say because I kept staring as miles of skin tucked into his shorts like a bathrobe. He kept asking if he could pee in my butt or if I would show him my "Arbies". I wish he'd have taken me to Papadeaux at least - I'd have gotten two Shrimp Brochette and then maybe it would have been worth it. He definitely misrepresented himself. I'll bet he molests his dog."
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:-)

I think Luv has ben the starter of the most five-digit read threads EVAR!!!!
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I was getting ready to post a play by play of a conversation she was likely having with her friends.

here's an excerpt

" an like omg, i realeyezed that his undershirt was actually an incredible hulk pajama top"
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:-)
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You keep up the good fight Clayton. It will happen eventually. Just dont be to picky or you could be waiting a long time. lol
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If it wasn't past my bedtime, I'd lay into that little comment.
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