Chiefs *****The Patrick Mahomes Thread***** - Page 1811

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OP UPDATE:

Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy!
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Originally Posted by Kellerfox:
Haha. We hate each other internally until it becomes an “us” vs. “them” thing with anyone outside of Texas, then we are united.

Dallas vs. Ft Worth vs. Houston vs. San Antonio vs. Austin
Red Raider vs. Longhorn vs. Aggie vs. tier 2 wannabes vs. private school nut jobs
Breakfast Taco vs. Breakfast Burrito

Our divides are strong

Seems like good shit to fight about
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Ummm...we are never united with A&M or Baylor on anything. They're not even Texans as far as I'm concerned.
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Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!:
Woke up to piss, thought I was dreaming but nope. Pat and Johnny Manziel sucking each other off on Twitter

“Sucking each other off”.

You’re a fucking moron.
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Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!:
Woke up to piss, thought I was dreaming but nope. Pat and Johnny Manziel sucking each other off on Twitter

So let me get this straight.

You’re sleeping soundly. => wake up to pee. => while you’re up to pee you check Twitter?

My god I’m an old man.
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Originally Posted by Buehler445:
So let me get this straight.

You’re sleeping soundly. => wake up to pee. => while you’re up to pee you check Twitter?

My god I’m an old man.

No....he’s just an idiot.
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Originally Posted by Buehler445:
So let me get this straight.

You’re sleeping soundly. => wake up to pee. => while you’re up to pee you check Twitter?

My god I’m an old man.

It's penbrook. That's the least surprising thing I've read today.
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Originally Posted by DRM08:
Ummm...we are never united with A&M or Baylor on anything. They're not even Texans as far as I'm concerned.

A&M is a cult and Baylor covers up for rapists. hate both of them
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we are living large, friends

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
we are living large, friends

Have they been in Vegas for 3 weeks?
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THE FACT THAT PATRICK DRESSES LIKE HE'S JUST ABOUT TO GET HIGH AND OPEN A BAG OF LAYS FILLS MY HEART WITH SONG
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Originally Posted by RedRaider56:
A&M is a cult and Baylor covers up for rapists. hate both of them

I won't lie, I enjoy the hate between you, A&M and TCU substantially more than I should. :-)
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Originally Posted by DRM08:
Ummm...we are never united with A&M or Baylor on anything. They're not even Texans as far as I'm concerned.

I used to work with a Texas Tech alum. He was very rich, and a big TT donor. He was funding an effort to pass legislation in the Texas House that would more fairly split the oil revenue that was put in a trust for Texas state colleges.

I don't know any details about the oil thing at all, but he said that Texas got like 90% of the revenue, and TT and A&M split the other 10%. I have no idea if any of that is true. He is from Texas after all.

Anyway, he hated Texas, A&M, Baylor, TCU, SMU, etc.

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Originally Posted by BWillie:
Have they been in Vegas for 3 weeks?

Yea I’ve wondered this too but I remember that Pat is sponsored by AirShare meaning he can get free flights in a luxurious plane for free anywhere. That’s why he’s all over the place
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Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!:
Yea I’ve wondered this too but I remember that Pat is sponsored by AirShare meaning he can get free flights in a luxurious plane for free anywhere. That’s why he’s all over the place

Like, you think he couldn't afford to jet anywhere he wanted even if that wasn't the case?
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