So what…. did you Putin his butt?
Was it Messi?
Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ?
Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Cochise:
I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze
You'd get a smoother purée with a Vitamix. [Reply]
Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you? [Reply]
Originally Posted by srvy:
Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?
nah it was pretty slick, i don't quite remember but i'm assuming he lubed himself up [Reply]
Originally Posted by Whosurdaddy:
A lot of overcompensating going on in here.
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo". [Reply]
Originally Posted by Canofbier:
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".
I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Dunerdr:
I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.
