Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate:
Whose palm do I have to grease to get that #11 noggin a' bouncin' cross the turf?
Option #1: Alan Branch. He'll do almost anything for food. A lifetime supply of donuts from Dunkin' Donuts should do the trick. A belly flop after a play fake is no problem at all.
Option #2: Dont'a Hightower. He played for Nick Saban so he's already well versed in head-hunting tactics. A blitz up the middle should result in significant momentum to inflict blunt-force trauma on your body part of choice.
But if you really want to get the job done, accept no substitute for option #3. In fact, he'll probably do it for free.
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
It was also a damn good catch by Chesson. I don't think i've seen one person mention him yet among all the Mahomes fapping.
Somebody said the drops the ball too much but he seems like he has good hands to me. Attacked the ball a number of times this preseason. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Option #1: Alan Branch. He'll do almost anything for food. A lifetime supply of donuts from Dunkin' Donuts should do the trick. A belly flop after a play fake is no problem at all.
Option #2: Dont'a Hightower. He played for Nick Saban so he's already well versed in head-hunting tactics. A blitz up the middle should result in significant momentum to inflict blunt-force trauma on your body part of choice.
But if you really want to get the job done, accept no substitute for option #3. In fact, he'll probably do it for free.
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Third and 10 and fuck your D, bro.
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
2nd and 19 and fuck your D, bro
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
3rd and 7 and fuck your D bro
Common thread on all these plays?
Look at how motherfucking worthless Jah Reid is. Just routinely gets his ass kicked. Every single play.
Not a single thing has stood out to me more this year than how shitty Jah Reid is. Not even Mahomes. Nothing is more obvious every time that person is on the field than the fact that Jah Reid is a worthless pile of suck.