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Nzoner's Game Room>***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***
Hammock Parties 12:16 PM 08-13-2017
AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN


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Hammock Parties 02:45 PM 08-30-2017
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball:
Pup tent activated

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Discuss Thrower 02:48 PM 08-30-2017
:-)
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saphojunkie 04:45 PM 08-30-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
How do you make a good thing better
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Hammock Parties 05:15 PM 08-30-2017
It's nice to see a spark in Reid's eyes. The profession can wear on you.
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Easy 6 05:22 PM 08-30-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
It's nice to see a spark in Reid's eyes. The profession can wear on you.
Andy knows what he has on his hands

'Hey thats Brett Favre, I want that guy'
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Sweet Daddy Hate 07:18 PM 08-30-2017
Jesus, can we PLEASE just skip this entire, sad-assed season and get on to the main event?
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Sweet Daddy Hate 07:26 PM 08-30-2017
Whose palm do I have to grease to get that #11 noggin a' bouncin' cross the turf?

Exploding Head Theater presents, "Sweets Magical Football Season":

The story of a monumentally despised Quarterback and the hand of fate that concussed a young rookie in to Super Bowl stardom!

:-)
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Pasta Little Brioni 09:29 PM 08-30-2017
Lead Pipe Sweets
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Chiefs=Champions 08:30 AM 08-31-2017
Better reaction than sammich. We've done it lads
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Hammock Parties 08:56 AM 08-31-2017
Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate:
Whose palm do I have to grease to get that #11 noggin a' bouncin' cross the turf?
Option #1: Alan Branch. He'll do almost anything for food. A lifetime supply of donuts from Dunkin' Donuts should do the trick. A belly flop after a play fake is no problem at all.



Option #2: Dont'a Hightower. He played for Nick Saban so he's already well versed in head-hunting tactics. A blitz up the middle should result in significant momentum to inflict blunt-force trauma on your body part of choice.



But if you really want to get the job done, accept no substitute for option #3. In fact, he'll probably do it for free.

Spoiler!

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NJChiefsFan 09:19 AM 08-31-2017
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
It was also a damn good catch by Chesson. I don't think i've seen one person mention him yet among all the Mahomes fapping.
Somebody said the drops the ball too much but he seems like he has good hands to me. Attacked the ball a number of times this preseason.
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Pasta Little Brioni 10:15 AM 08-31-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Option #1: Alan Branch. He'll do almost anything for food. A lifetime supply of donuts from Dunkin' Donuts should do the trick. A belly flop after a play fake is no problem at all.



Option #2: Dont'a Hightower. He played for Nick Saban so he's already well versed in head-hunting tactics. A blitz up the middle should result in significant momentum to inflict blunt-force trauma on your body part of choice.



But if you really want to get the job done, accept no substitute for option #3. In fact, he'll probably do it for free.

Spoiler!
What's Ms Harding up to now days.
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jjchieffan 10:29 AM 08-31-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Thank you, thank you.

I hope LoneWolf enjoys it. Immensely.
Just quoting you to get your welched bet sig in for today. Welcher.
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DJ's left nut 10:39 AM 08-31-2017
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
Third and 10 and fuck your D, bro.

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
2nd and 19 and fuck your D, bro



Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
3rd and 7 and fuck your D bro

Common thread on all these plays?

Look at how motherfucking worthless Jah Reid is. Just routinely gets his ass kicked. Every single play.

Not a single thing has stood out to me more this year than how shitty Jah Reid is. Not even Mahomes. Nothing is more obvious every time that person is on the field than the fact that Jah Reid is a worthless pile of suck.

He's going to get someone hurt.
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Hammock Parties 10:45 AM 08-31-2017
Oh, Jesus Christ.

I wonder if there's any chance at all Mahomes gets some starting OL tonight.
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