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convict1983 04:21 PM 06-25-2007
Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Valiant 05:02 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by bdeg:
Might have more luck contacting the store. I could see someone realizing it was stolen and asking the employees if they saw anyone walk off with it, but then not wanting to go through the hassle of filing a police report thinking that nothing could be done.


No because he probably lied about where he stole it from, that is why the SDPD did not have a report about that business.. That and the cafe place is full of Spanish speaking people with little grasp of English...

And he would have filed out the form for insurance purposes if he is smart...
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Bowser 05:03 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Oops. My bad on the spelling error. I didnt use spell check and dont really care to on an internet message board.

ANd like I said before, I dont really feel bad because the guy didnt have any important stuff on there. He had like 2 photo albums total (which was like 30 pics tops). Christ dude, go pull your guilt trip on someone else. There are plenty of murderers and rapist out there for you to bug.
If they posted here bragging about their murders and rapes, all of us surely would.
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Baby Lee 05:05 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Phobia:
This guy has been a retard since the moment he arrived and now he figured out a way to get under everybody's skin....

Everytime somebody else shows outrage, this dude giggles like a schoolgirl. This is his entertainment. Strange, isn't it?
The more I read, the more I'm thinking it might be Logical trying to fabricate some kind of synthetic/hybrid 'burst.'
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convict1983 05:06 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Valiant:
No because he probably lied about where he stole it from, that is why the SDPD did not have a report about that business.. That and the cafe place is full of Spanish speaking people with little grasp of English...

And he would have filed out the form for insurance purposes if he is smart...
:-)
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Baby Lee 05:09 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Firefox Bowser:
You know who Baby Lee reminds me of? Dennis Miller. I know the things Miller says are SUPPOSED to be funny, but really most of the time, I have no f*cking clue what he just said. It's like comedy for the Mensa. So I just nod my head, laugh, and take mental notes of things to go look up on Wikipedia later.
Wow, of all posts to get the esoteric card pulled on.

Was it the use of 'elan?' I guess it had to be the use of 'elan.'

It just means, flair/style/elegance.
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Valiant 05:11 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
:-)

Just further proves THAT IF YOU DID STEAL IT they just need to contact the PD and have them do a wide search of all businesses or residents that had a laptop stolen that day.. Then give the PD the link to here and then have them trace your IP and see who the owner is.. Then go and question you, maybe run your credit cards to see if you bought anything in the vicinity to crime(if it happened).. I am sure you would dump the laptop by then, but admitted to on here might be enough...
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Donger 05:11 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by fightclub1983:
Oops. My bad on the spelling error. I didnt use spell check and dont really care to on an internet message board.

ANd like I said before, I dont really feel bad because the guy didnt have any important stuff on there. He had like 2 photo albums total (which was like 30 pics tops). Christ dude, go pull your guilt trip on someone else. There are plenty of murderers and rapist out there for you to bug.
It wasn't a spelling error, you idiot.

So, you would have felt badly if he HAD had 'important stuff' on his/now your laptop?
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Bowser 05:12 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Wow, of all posts to get the esoteric card pulled on.

Was it the use of 'elan?' I guess it had to be the use of 'elan.'

It just means, flair/style/elegance.
Heh, not a slam by any means. More of a self-slam in saying that I'm a dummah.
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Adept Havelock 05:13 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Was it the use of 'elan?' I guess it had to be the use of 'elan.'

It just means, flair/style/elegance.
It also means you've likely listened to one too many Gwen Stefani/Moby duets.
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Donger 05:13 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Wow, of all posts to get the esoteric card pulled on.

Was it the use of 'elan?' I guess it had to be the use of 'elan.'

It just means, flair/style/elegance.
I thought it was a Lotus.
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Valiant 05:14 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Firefox Bowser:
Heh, not a slam by any means. More of a self-slam in saying that I'm a dummah.

Thats probably from your UPS shorts being so snug and up to your chest...
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Donger 05:14 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Phobia:
This guy has been a retard since the moment he arrived and now he figured out a way to get under everybody's skin....

Everytime somebody else shows outrage, this dude giggles like a schoolgirl. This is his entertainment. Strange, isn't it?
Yes, regardless of the truth, it's rather sad either way.
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Bowser 05:15 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Valiant:
Thats probably from your UPS shorts being so snug and up to your chest...
I KNEW you were staring at my ass/junk!
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Baby Lee 05:17 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Firefox Bowser:
I KNEW you were staring at my ass/junk!
t'aint the case. :-)
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convict1983 05:17 PM 06-26-2007
Originally Posted by Donger:
It wasn't a spelling error, you idiot.

So, you would have felt badly if he HAD had 'important stuff' on his/now your laptop?
Hahaha of course I would of felt guilty. I cant believe how upset you are getting. You dont even know this guy or me. Too funny. :-)
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