5:30pm CDT #SPC_MD 0327 , #mowx #kswx #okwx, https://t.co/brLjb9WG9u pic.twitter.com/qjMEN5d5HU

— NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) April 1, 2024

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Goodbit of rain from round one but an ugly line headed our way out of Oklahoma for later
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5:05pm CDT #SPC_MD 0379 , #kswx #mowx #newx #iawx, https://t.co/EUweDALU6d pic.twitter.com/L5kitKUwTY

— NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) April 6, 2024

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Portions of Nebraska and Kansas have been upgraded to an Enhanced (level 3/5) risk for severe weather tomorrow. The primary risk will be large hail (up to 2" in diameter). For additional details go to https://t.co/QMmU4tCxt1 pic.twitter.com/ERNvi80Zdz

— NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) April 14, 2024

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8:09pm CDT #SPC_Watch WW 113 TORNADO KS NE OK TX 160105Z - 160800Z, #kswx #newx #okwx #txwx, https://t.co/ChM5a3U7tB pic.twitter.com/Jd7zgJOpib

— NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) April 16, 2024

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LET’S DO THIS SHIT, MOTHER NATURE, YOU ****ING ****.
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I’m hoping I didn’t pick the wrong time to make a trip out to western Kansas.
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Tornadoes have to come from clouds. Western Kansas is the safest place you can be right now.
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Yeah, but the forecast shows clouds forming before too long. Of course, it's a weather forecast, so there is a 50% chance it is completely wrong.

Hopefully it is only half wrong - wrong on tornados and hail but correct on the rain. You all have gotten a little dry since my last time out.
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Agreed. The early corn I was going to roll in is too dry to plant. FML
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I didnt know you could roll corn too. I thought that was just for beans.
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I’m guessing you didn’t get much out of what popped up last night?
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That's just farmer slang for plant the shit.

Just wind.
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Judging by the radar in the OP, you’re getting another shot at it.
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Got a sprinkle!

And now wind.
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