You don't pay back grants.

I didn't qualify for any. I make too much and I have no dependents. If you take out any loans (I took out the max $20k), repayment starts six months after you leave school.

I can't remember the interest rate on the loan. I'll have to dig through my paperwork.

I like making shit up

Hence the word "grant" huh?

Duh.

Well, I'm meeting with the state next week, I'll ask them for the paperwork.
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Yeah but what can I do? Force him to use sick time? I mean I guess I could, but I just don't really want to talk to him about it.
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Had a guy like that. Fortunately, he was straight up and told that every time he eats he has to take a serious shit. I was like, preciate the info brah. Guy had a shit diet, but didn't feel it was my place to coach that.

I also have an employee(female) who is a very nice person, and a good worker. She has never heard of Nelson Mandela, does not clean her ears with qtips, does not drink water because it tastes bad, etc. I am constantly amazed at some of the questions she asks on a daily basis.
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Ha, chick next to me last week was explaining her enchilada recipe to me and said she uses 'Kanye' pepper to give it the heat. I was like you probably shouldn't be anywhere near open flames and sharp objects.

Yep, people around here eat nothing but junk, and drink pop and eat sweets. Then they say eww gross when I bring a salad with a couple hard boiled eggs, or eat some cottage cheese.
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You all haven't got shit on some of my former employees...

I had a guy that worked for me who was a super nice dude. There was a serious issue with hygiene, however. He only bathed about once every 3 weeks. He had horrible acne as well, (I'm sure both issues were caused by one another.)
It was the middle of summer and my employees worked outside. Finally we all had enough and I actually had to pull him aside and write up a disciplinary action form on him that included hygiene instructions. He told me that due to plumbing issues, he couldn't utilize his shower. I had to arrange an account with the local truck stop for him to use their facilities every other day.
I think the final straw was when he picked a huge white-head on his cheek and commenced to eating the excretion.
(My other employees were having lunch at the time, btw)

You wouldn't believe how many times I had to have the "hygiene talk" with some of my employees. Corporate actually had to put instructions in the management guidelines handbook three years ago. People are definitely strange.
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Please tell me where you work, so I can avoid it. And I hope to God it's not a restaurant, LOL.

Don't work there anymore but you don't have to worry about it. He moved to Arizona.
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Does he look Mexican? Maybe his nasty ass will get deported!

I never realized what a racket mulch is. Not only do you have to keep putting on new layers because the shit decomposes. Because it decomposes it's the perfect medium for tree seeds to sprout in. But you can spray some shit on there to stop that.

Then there is the color change. You have to get enough to cover the old for the new color. Dark brown, light brown, red. Red, WTF.

Any day now there will be some results of some test done on lab rats that the dye used in mulch causes breast cancer. Then you'll have to call in a HAZMAT team to clear the old mulch out for the new non-toxic shit that costs three as much. AND COMES IN PINK!

I say fuck it. Some weeds are edible or make a decent wine

The other Thoracic thread got me thinking. When I was a kid I like to catch bugs and I was into metal. I dreamed of one day having a band and calling it Thorax.

The other Thoracic thread got me thinking. When I was a kid I like to catch bugs and I was into metal. I dreamed of one day having a band and calling it Thorax.