Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
One of these things is not like the others...
About a month ago we were at a bar and these 3 girls were having a bachelorette party so we started messing with them. Although it wasn't nearly as drastic as these photos, one of the girls was much larger and unattractive. She was acting as 'mom' of the group and damping the fun.
Sandra Bullock just kissed Scarlett Johannson on the MTV Movie Awards. First person to come up with the animated GIF of it to go in an avatar gets a cookie!
Today's "Thing That Irritates The **** Out Of Me" winner is... Tax Resolution Services.
Do you guys have these c*cksuckers out there, too? I hear their radio ads all frigging day: a guy who is supposed to be a Rush Limbaugh type, where the commercial is supposed to sound like the actual radio broadcast you're listening to, talking as if the government is a big evil entity and instructing you to go to Tax Resolution Services so you can **** THE REST OF US. "Steve M owed five hundred thousand dollars... Tax Resolution Services worked it down to ONE THOUSAND. Mike R owed seventy five thousand, and Tax Resolution Services got it reduced to TWO HUNDRED BUCKS." Hey, **** YOU, Steve M and Mike R!! PAY YOUR ****ING TAXES!! Now they have TV commercials too, with smarmy-ass mother****ers looking right into the camera and telling us how they used slimy lawyers to talk their way out of paying the government what the rest of us have to. Someone should find this company and beat them all to death with antifreeze-dripping AIDS trees.
(Oh, yeah, and a P.S. "Irritation" award to the tween-and-teen ****ing airhead twits who just voted "New Moon" the best movie of the year on the MTV Movie Awards. Jesus H on a raft. If that piece of shit was the best movie, set fire to Hollywood, NOW.)
