It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!
The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!
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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!
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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy
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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today
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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away
Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more
Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now
Originally Posted by MIAdragon:
Lmfao, enjoy your gift bitch. You didn’t earn shit.
Now Now, It does my heart good to know.
1-The Raiders beat the Cheaps at home on Christmas Day
2- This loss digs deep as hell because it is the Raiders on Christmas Day with an interim coach and a rookie 4th round pick QB and an inexperienced OC.
3- First time Kermit ever lost to a rookie QB
4- First time Kermit has been sacked 3 times in a game by a player (Koonce) btw the announcer kept calling him Coons.
5- Knocked the Cheaps out of the possibility of a #1 seed
I think Kermit played the worst game of his career
As an old man now, It was a great Christmas present because I know that Cheaps fans would have rather had their nuts slammed in a car door than lose to the Raiders on Christmas day. I will think of more [Reply]
Originally Posted by R8RFAN:
Now Now, It does my heart good to know.
1-The Raiders beat the Cheaps at home on Christmas Day
2- This loss digs deep as hell because it is the Raiders on Christmas Day with an interim coach and a rookie 4th round pick QB coach and an inexperienced OC.
3- First time Kermit ever lost to a rookie QB
4- First time Kermit has been sacked 3 times in a game by a player (Koonce) btw the announcer kept calling him Coons.
5- Knocked the Cheaps out of the possibility of a #1 seed
I think Kermit played the worst game of his career
As an old man now, It was a great Christmas present because I know that Cheaps fans would have rather had their nuts slammed in a car door than lose to the Raiders on Christmas day. I will think of more
I'd rather my team lose than smash my balls in a car door. [Reply]
Originally Posted by R8RFAN:
Now Now, It does my heart good to know.
1-The Raiders beat the Cheaps at home on Christmas Day
2- This loss digs deep as hell because it is the Raiders on Christmas Day with an interim coach and a rookie 4th round pick QB coach and an inexperienced OC.
3- First time Kermit ever lost to a rookie QB
4- First time Kermit has been sacked 3 times in a game by a player (Koonce) btw the announcer kept calling him Coons.
5- Knocked the Cheaps out of the possibility of a #1 seed
I think Kermit played the worst game of his career
As an old man now, It was a great Christmas present because I know that Cheaps fans would have rather had their nuts slammed in a car door than lose to the Raiders on Christmas day. I will think of more
Aw. It's almost like a playoff win for you, bud. Merry Christmas! [Reply]
Originally Posted by Chiefspants:
Sure it was, bud. Davis Jr. will now have no choice but to hire your man, and your man is going to bring back the Madden era for Oakland.
They did say during the broadcast that Pierce had been preaching hate and violence all week leading up to the game. Clearly that organization has spiraled into such a dumpster fire that it livery well not make any difference but, if anything can pull them up out of the abyss it is rediscovering their true asshole selves. [Reply]
Jeez guys, our resident 6th gra8 educated Raiders fan has said this one digs deep about 40 times since last night... ya'll should act angrier for him.
I'm just imagining him walking up to people who are out and about enjoying the week, shaking them by the shoulders and yelling... you're so mad right now, digs deeeeeeep!!!
I guess it's something else to read after 20 years of "gonna kick that ass". :-) [Reply]
Aren't the faider "fans" cute? Their like the dungver fans a few weeks ago, after finally winning a game against us, to only return under the rock they crawled out from under. Enjoy. [Reply]
Originally Posted by PHOG:
Aren't the faider "fans" cute? Their like the dungver fans a few weeks ago, after finally winning a game against us, to only return under the rock they crawled out from under. Enjoy.
It's pathetic. Instead of posting memes they should realize the Chiefs Kingdom conquered Raider Nation long ago, even under our previous King, Alex.
We throw them a bone once inawhile.
They get a token pyrrhic victory once every five seasons.
Enjoy watching real teams in the playoffs. Our floor is your ceiling. And you're still in the basement. [Reply]
