The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
Originally Posted by Shatty Lite:
What happened to your kids and wife?
Heheh. All kidding aside, I'm divorced and have custody of my two boys. They're 14 and 12 now. They go to "mom's" every other weekend. This is one of those weekends.
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
Heheh. All kidding aside, I'm divorced and have custody of my two boys. They're 14 and 12 now. They go to "mom's" every other weekend. This is one of those weekends.
Oh.
Well, since you're alone, you could pull off a nasty prank.
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
Heheh. All kidding aside, I'm divorced and have custody of my two boys. They're 14 and 12 now. They go to "mom's" every other weekend. This is one of those weekends.
I'm assuming you ordered a hannah montana doll for the weekend?
Originally Posted by KcMizzou:
Heheh. All kidding aside, I'm divorced and have custody of my two boys. They're 14 and 12 now. They go to "mom's" every other weekend. This is one of those weekends.
And here I was going to suggest someone start digging up your back yard...
RED BARON Special Deluxe Pizza, Two Cheeses, Sausage, Pepperoni & Onions, frozen
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size
Amount per Serving
Calories 261 kcal
% Daily Value
Total Fat 13.80 g 22%
Saturated Fat 4.860 g 25%
Polyunsaturated Fat 5.350 g
Monounsaturated Fat 1.760 g
Cholesterol 19 mg 7%
Sodium 546 mg 23%
Total Carbohydrates 24.80 g 9%
Dietary Fiber 0%
Sugars
Protein 9.30 g %
Recommended Daily Allowances
Calories 2000 2500
Total Fat Less than 65g 80g
Sat Fat Less than 20g 25g
Cholesterol Less than 300mg 300mg
Sodium Less than 2400mg 2400mg
Total Carbohydrate 300g 375g
Dietary Fiber 25g 30g
Originally Posted by Shatty Lite:
I do, but if I posted what I had in mind everyone would be like "WTF" and "Why in the world would he think of something like that?"
For the first prank, change the codes for locks or passwords at your house for no reason.
I'm a single dad with two kids. There are no codes..lol Just a key.
Chocolate chips baked into a cookie crust that's drizzled with chocolatey icing and filled with chocolate flavored goodness. Grab a tall glass of milk and dunk away. View available sizes. 12 ct, 8 ct, 2 ct, 2 ct, 16 ct Ingredients
ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMIN MONONITRATE [VITAMIN B1], RIBOFLAVIN [VITAMIN B2], FOLIC ACID), SUGAR, SOYBEAN AND PALM OIL (WITH TBHQ FOR FRESHNESS), DEXTROSE, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CRACKER MEAL, CORN SYRUP, WHEY, CONTAINS TWO PERCENT OR LESS OF SEMI SWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE, COCOA BUTTER, DEXTROSE, SOY LECITHIN), MILK CHOCOLATE (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE, COCOA BUTTER, MILK), COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), MOLASSES, SALT, WHEAT STARCH, CALCIUM CARBONATE, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA, SODIUM ALUMINUM PHOSPHATE), NONFAT MILK, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS, CARAMEL COLOR, VANILLA EXTRACT, EGG WHITES, SOY LECITHIN, GELATIN, MONO-AND DIGLYCERIDES, XANTHAN GUM, SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE, DATEM, YELLOW #5 LAKE, RED #40 LAKE, BLUE #2 LAKE, VITAMIN A PALMITATE, YELLOW #6 LAKE, NIACINAMIDE, REDUCED IRON, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), RIBOFLAVIN (VITAMIN B2), THIAMIN HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B1), FOLIC ACID. Allergens
CONTAINS WHEAT, MILK, EGG AND SOY INGREDIENTS. Dietary Exchange Per Serving
2 1/2 Carbohydrates, 1 Fat Kosher Status
Not Certified Preparation Instructons
KELLOGG'SŪ POP-TARTSŪ are fully baked and ready-to-eat right from the pouch. If you prefer them warmed, please follow these instructions. Toasting appliance and microwave capabilities differ by manufacturer. Follow the manufacturer's guidelines for safe use. Be sure your appliance is clean and functioning correctly. Children should always be closely supervised when operating toasting appliances and microwaves.
Due to possible risk of fire, never leave your toasting appliance or microwave unattended.
No Refrigeration Needed
POP-TARTSŪ TOASTING INSTRUCTIONS 1. Remove pastry from pouch. 2. Warm pastry in toasting appliance at lowest or lightest heat setting for one heating cycle only. 3. Cool briefly before carefully removing pastry from toasting appliance.
POP-TARTSŪ MICROWAVE INSTRUCTIONS 1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate. 2. Microwave on high for 3 seconds. 3. Cool briefly before handling.
If pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns.